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Ah, the world of Pokemon trainer. You have to fight everyone you walk by and you get to take their money when you beat them. It’s a hard life if you want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE. I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE. EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND, THE POWER THAT’S INSIDE.

POKEMON!

IT’S YOU AND ME. I KNOW IT’S MY DESTINY.

POKEMON!

OOOHHHH, YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND.

POKEMON!

A HEART SO TRUE, OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH! YOU TEACH ME AND I’LL TEACH YOU.

POK

E

MON!

GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL!

[Thanks, Anthony]


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