If you love battle, but find you just don’t have the energy for it, then you’ll need to head on down to 7-Eleven, where you can drink a cup of BATTLE FUEL! It’s a fuel for your battlanz!
Unfortunately, it’s not a heady mixture of blood, napalm and medical alcohol (the true drink of battlanz), but an orange flavored Slurpee. Sony says that “this chilling orange flavor is sure to whet your thirst for the excitement to come when Killzone 3 launches next week!” I only included that quote because it was hilariously absurd.
In addition to the flavored drink, you can also go to the official Slurpee website for a bunch of downloadable fun, include videos, PlayStation Home gear, and multiple maps. That pisses me off, because there aren’t any 7-Elevens in my area and I wouldn’t mind nabbing the Dynamic Theme they’re offering.
Still, if the 7-Eleven folks would like to send me a code, along with a congealed handful of Battle Fuel that they’ve scooped up and dumped into an envelope, I would be most appreciative.
