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Blast from the past: Destructoid's Mega Man Maker

This little app was originally published during PAX 2008 during a panel we gave about how important it is to create original content when starting your own gaming site. The music was made by Dale North, and all of the sprite art by the...

 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
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Hot Mess: 10 Years of Destructoid party photos

There's something about the Mr. Destructoid helmet that brings out the animal in people. I've seen sheepish tiny McChicken-like boys turn into fearless crotch-thrusters, running up on stages and doing what three shots of Jager could not aff...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Haggar for President

Citizens, unite: vote Mike Haggar

[Another gem from Destructoid's Golden Archives, this our most popular story of April 2008] As you’ve no doubt been following the prospective U.S. presidential nominees, you must be asking yourself several questions: Who should I...

 
 
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Everyone is gay

Ten golden rules of online gaming

[Destructoid turns 7 next week! Here's our most popular article from January 2009, one of Jim's first features. Check out more of our earlier works in our Golden Archives. -Niero] People have been hunched over their PCs, firing rockets into...

 
 
 
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Mario is sinister

Six sinister things about Super Mario

[Destructoid turns 7 on March 16, 2013! I'm celebrating early by repairing some of my favorite articles from our Wordpress days. You'll be able to browse this original collection soon -- "Destructoid's Golden Archives" is hereby instituted ...

 
 
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Ramblings of a colorblind gamer

You may or may not know that I am red-green colorblind. Money looks grey to me, pink looks white, brown looks green. No big thing. Since I was born colorblind, I have no frame of reference for how the world is "supposed" to look and, theref...

 
 
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Videogames that make you feel godly

Videogames provide the perfect tools for pure escapism or utter powerlessness. As a fully interactive media, the player can be as involved as the developer in the fate of our characters, or we can be utterly impotent in swaying our destiny,...

 
 
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The REAL top ten games of the decade

You've doubtless read by now the "official" top ten games of the decade, or indeed any of the top ten game lists that have spilled onto the Internet as the so-called "naughties" ends and 2010 ushers in yet another arbitrarily assigned ten-y...

 
 
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Rev Rant: Donate

Every week, "Reverend" Anthony Burch talks about aspects of game design and gamer culture in his weekly "Rev Rant" video series. Admittedly, this week's rant turned out a lot more angry and weirdly serious than the other ones I've done -- ...

 
 
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How Killzone 2 is blatantly better than Halo 3

Killzone 2 launched exclusively for the PlayStation 3 this Friday, generating much bias from biased people who are biased. It also sold quite a few copies and has been setting the PlayStation Network afire with grenade spam and shotgun ramp...

 
 
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The Videogame Bosses' Guide to Success

So you aspire to be a roadblock in the path of every hero, a hulking shadow that ominously hangs over the hopes and dreams of normal people, the guy that makes babies squall at your very approach. I know you. You've turned many a pleasant g...

 
 
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Being a solo gamer in a multiplayer world

Being a gamer over 30 means that you likely fell in love with gaming a long time ago. For me, that affair started around age 6, as my uncle showed me the Atari and I prowled through his Commodore 64 collection, wondering what the stone that...

 
 


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Dr Mel

Ok, got a problem with the new above-comments Whenever one of the video ads rolls a new clip, it scrolls my browser up to it and locks it there while it buffers for a few Site is pretty unusable in that

 
Shoggoth2588

I just watched Okja and Im kinda an emotional wreck at the moment because yeah it had a SUPER heavy-handed message attached but I still cried more than once because of a damned, giant, CGI

 
KnickKnackMyWack

So I never noticed that Laura Bailey is the voice and performance actor for Nadine in Cant wait for a white person to play a black CG character in a Hollywood movie and people lose their collective

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

Recent It even has their astrological signs! *swoons*

 
Chris Bradshaw

I would say that there would be a very good chance that the complete FFXV game will be on

 
bong264

Anyone recommend a gaming Ill be looking for one tonight so input would be Wired, 4-6 buttons max, ergonomic is what im looking

 
TheLoneFondler

Good first Im going to make a bunch of these and put them on random cars :) Man, Im going to get in

 
Rico the Penguin

Weve reached that point where I (a white dude) got contacted by a company looking to diversify their Congratulations everyone! I think we did we do it? I But still, its neat being First time for

 
TheLoneFondler

Just got my new side gig This is a plotter or vinyl This is to make those decals for Or anything Laptops, Lets get some practice

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

I like how it has a smudgy glow on everything like it takes place in a flashback scene from a soap I half expected the door to the store to open & the clerks evil twin walks in wearing an eye patch & speaking with a Spanish

 
 

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