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You can play BattleBlock Theater on Steam in two weeks

It's taking longer for The Behemoth to release BattleBlock Theater on Steam than we would've liked but that's business as usual. It'll get here when it gets here, which is not too much further out: the former Xbox Live Arcade exclusive come...

 
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[Update: We've acquired a weird piece of art for the game that Behemoth is calling "Game 4."] The Behemoth is apparently working on an undisclosed project for the Xbox One, Destructoid has learned while attending PAX Eas...   read

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Behemoth sale

Pick up Castle Crashers and Battleblock Theater on the cheap this week

Have you heard that The Behemoth makes some pretty good games? It's true! Castle Crashers and Battleblock Theater are two such examples, and you can pick them each up for under $5 on Xbox Live this week. Now, there's a fair chanc...

 
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Worth the wait: BattleBlock Theater headed to Steam

The Behemoth's humorous platformer BattleBlock Theater will soon shed its Xbox Live Arcade exclusivity with a release on Steam. A final date hasn't been given yet, but a closed beta is tentatively planned for March 24 - 31, 2014, to give y...

 
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The Behemoth to co-sponsor indie game event BitSummit

Japanese indie dev event BitSummit is set to kick off in early March in Kyoto. Last year's event was a huge success, and its organizers are working hard to create an even better follow-up for this year.  The Behemoth has announced that...

 
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The Behemoth sale

The Behemoth is holding a 50% off Xbox Live Arcade sale

The Behemoth is celebrating their 10th anniversary (and Dan Paladin's birthday week -- happy birthday Dan!), and to celebrate, you can get Alien Hominid HD, Castle Crashers, and BattleBlock Theater for 50% off on the Xbox Live Arcade. The s...

 
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Couch Campaign

When it is acceptable to be a thoughtless bastard

There are not many times when being an inconsiderate jerk to somebody winds up being to the benefit of everyone involved, and BattleBlock Theater should be celebrated for providing such opportunities. Sure, Jordan repeatedly steps on ...

 
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Couch Campaign

BattleBlock Theater is built on foundation of suffering

Not even God himself could sink this production. We have a couple new episodes of Couch Campaign today as we venture even deeper into BattleBlock Theater. Our fifth segment, seen above, is actually a replay of an area for which the recordi...

 
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Couch Campaign

Cats, poop, and repeated failure to communicate

Jordan and I have been having an absolute blast with BattleBlock Theater. Playing it in two-player amplifies the humor of the game to no small degree. The jokes are funnier because you have someone to laugh at them with, but that's just a ...

 
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Couch Campaign

We have become entertainment for cats

Jordan and I have been waiting impatiently for BattleBlock Theater since it was first announced an eternity ago, so we wasted no time in firing it up for the second sortie in our Couch Campaign. Today, we present our first foray ...

 
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BattleBlock Theater

The Behemoth details how to get featured in BattleBlock

I'm still playing (and loving) BattleBlock Theater, and the time has come for player created playlists to shine. As such, developer The Behemoth has provided fairly detailed instructions on how to get your playlist featured online for the w...

 
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Boba Fett, Blood Dragon, and Battleblock Theater

Hey gang! Unfortunately, we didn't do a live Destructoid Show today, but we still did one. And it's probably a little bit weird.  The big sad news is that Disney carried out Order 66 on LucasArts. Sadder still, Star Wars 1313 was goin...

 
BattleBlock Theater
After nearly five years of development time, BattleBlock Theater is finally here. Following the success of Castle Crashers, it would stand to reason that The Behemoth has some big shoes to fill, and for many, the suspense is killer. So I'll just cut to the chase here: it was worth the wait if you're a platforming fan.   read

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The Behemoth

BattleBlock Theater has unlocks for loyal Behemoth fans

The Behemoth has outlined some special perks players of BattleBlock Theater will get if they have also purchased the developer's prior games. Owning Castle Crashers or Alien Hominid HD on Xbox 360 will unlock a pla...

 
The Behemoth interview
For many Behemoth fans, the wait for BattleBlock Theater has felt like an eternity. In some ways, it really has been, as these past four or five years have been approximately half of a console's lifecycle. But what went on du...   read

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Elder Scrolls Online, Riccitiello Resigns & Transistor!

Hey guys! Here's today's Destructoid Show.  Big news, in terms of business stuff -- EA's John Riccitiello has resigned from his role as CEO. EA is offering a generous choice of one of eight free games for customers angry about Sim...

 
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BattleBlock Theater

BattleBlock Theater FINALLY has a release date

Yes, the wait has been quite long but now it's almost over. The Behemoth's BattleBlock Theater will be out on April 3, 2013. Hey, that's my birthday! You'll be able to pick up the game on Xbox Live Arcade for 1200 Microsoft Points, or $15 ...

 
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BattleBlock

BattleBlock Theater coming out Spring 2013

The Behemoth's BattleBlock Theater, first announced way back in 2009, looks to be finally arriving this Spring. The official beta starts this Thursday, and once that's out of the way we might finally see the release of the game! Maybe. Hop...

 
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Battleblock Theater

BattleBlock Theater closed beta starts February 28

The Behemoth has announced the start date of their closed beta for Battleblock Theater, which will commence at the end of this month. There's a new trailer celebrating this, and you'll be happy to know that you can still sign up to get int...

 
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Battleblock Theater

Battleblock Theater to start closed beta soon

Remember Battleblock Theater? It's that competitive/cooperative multiplayer platform game that The Behemoth revealed just after the Big Bang (or a little over three years ago; same difference). It pops up at PAX and Comic Con in demo form r...

 
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Don't worry: BattleBlock Theater is still a thing

Remember that one time we saw that teaser image for Battleblock Theater and got all excited? It feels like that was ages ago. Well, that was because it was nearly three years ago, and the game has been hit with delay after delay, to the poi...

 
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Almost here: Castle Crashers coming to Steam next week

Four years after releasing on XBLA and winning over the hearts of millions of gamers, Paladin-powered developer The Behemoth is nearly ready to release its medieval, multiplayer beat-'em-up onto Steam. Castle Crashers will be rele...

 
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The Behemoth wants your Castle Crashers fan fiction

Do you like reading fan fiction? Do you like writing fan fiction? Do you lament the lack of good Castle Crashers fan fiction? Are you just gonna sit there and take it? Do something about it, son! The Behemoth is giving away either copies of...

 
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The dead rise again in this BattleBlock Theater update

The fine folks over at The Behemoth have shined the spotlight on a new set of prisoners for the upcoming Battleblock Theater. The two new prisoners are the undead duo of Prisoner #10334 (a.k.a The Mummy) and Prisoner #1...

 
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BattleBlock Theater is all about being cool

BattleBlock Theater, by The Behemoth, has humor, murder, cuteness and now ice. A new video has just been released with some gameplay footage that introduces prisoner #10330 and the ice levels. While I would have liked some more v...

 
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A hi-res, hand-drawn, downloadable game in which cute characters are imprisoned by maniacal cats who force them to act in lethal plays for their amusement. Sounds like a game from The Behemoth to me! I played Battleblock Theater at PAX this weekend and was so impressed I made sure it got a Destructoid Game of the Show nomination. It was just that much silly, outrageous, beautifully violent fun!   read

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BattleBlock Theater still not out, here's a new cinematic

Comic-Con attendees had an opportunity to play The Behemoth's BattleBlock Theater this year, which ought to be a sign that the game is just around the corner. However, I played what felt like a near-complete build at PAX East last year. Wi...

 
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SDCC: Behemoth's big ol' BattleBlock Theater arcade cabs

There's always a huge crowd in The Behemoth's booth here at Comic-Con 2011. They're all there to play the massive BattleBlock Theater arcade cabinets. The cabs feature HD screens, joysticks and buttons, but there's an Xbox 360 in their...

 
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The BattleBlock Theater intro is basically fantastic

Here is the intro movie to The Behemoth's upcoming new game, BattleBlock Theater. It's got a high chance of becoming the best thing you'll see today, so make sure you pay attention.  Nothing much I can add, other than the fact that I'...

 
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The Behemoth bringing monster arcade cabinets to PAX East

It certainly would not be a Penny Arcade Expo without The Behemoth, and PAX East is no exception. We've just been given the juicy details on what the studio's setup will entail. I had to shove a few kids and old ladies out of the way to get...

 

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Playing Dark Souls III using the Vitas Remote Play it wasnt my smartest idea

 
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