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#Storm Adventures!

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Storm's Adventure with Gears of War 3

I don't think this joke will be well accepted, but I already wrote it down, so I might as well run with it. Fun Times with the Lancer 3 is the journey to save Sera, and this video is a journey into copyright infringement. I already enjoyed...

 
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Storm's Adventure with Crysis 2 and Portal 2

Sequel time!  For the originals, here's Crysis and Portal. I've learned my lesson.  Crysis joins the list of franchises I'll never touch again.  That's not to say Crysis 2 was a bad game.  Just a bad all around experien...

 
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Storm's Adventure with Bulletstorm and Duke Nukem Forever

Now that those other shooters are out of the way, it's time for me to play a few that I wanted give a spin.  And I think this video encapsulates my mantra, "I only look out for numero uno." Bulletstormstormstormstorm, me, me, me, brou...

 
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Storm's Adventure with Halo: Reach and Black Ops

I guess the theme of this video is "I don't like old stuff." And as a Destructoid viewer, I hope you can understand that none of my anger is directed towards you. On top of the list today is Halo: Reach. I believe I've covered the other Ha...

 
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Storm's Adventures: Storm is turning Japanese...Literally

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Storm's Adventures: Storm is turning Japanese...Again

Here's a video that was four months in the making.  Well, actually, it was less that one month, but the loss of my job which caused the wait was about three and a half years in the making.  This has bollocks to do with the video,...

 
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Storm's Adventures: Storm is turning Japanese

God of War gave me hack and slash fever. I guess I could have caught worse things from Kratos, that dirty sailor. Anyway, I sought to cure it by heading over to eBay and grabbing a Japanese developed and an American developed game full of ...

 
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Storm's Adventure with Quantic Dream

Specifically, Indigo Prophecy (a.k.a. Fahrenheit) and Heavy Rain.  Sorry, no Omikron: The Nomad Soul this time around. If that first sentence wasn't confusing, then I'm not trying hard enough. Quantic Dream is a French software develo...

 
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Storm's Adventure with The God of War Anthology Part 2

Two weeks have passed and just as promised, Part 2 of the Adventure with The God of War Anthology is upon us.  Part 1 can be seen here. Another Storm's Adventure first: a PSP game.  God of War: Chains of Olympus looked good ...

 
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Storm's Adventure with The God of War Anthology Part 1

  In this episode of Storm's Adventures, we're going way back.  All the way to 2005, the year the original God of War was released.  This is by no means setting any records.  I concluded one episode with a game that too...

 
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Storm's Adventures! Bite Me, Mass Effect!

The white knuckle finale of the GISHAOTYA (Games I Should Have Adventured On Two Years Ago) series has finally arrived.  One of the last games released in the year 2007 was Mass Effect and I effectively ignored it because I effectivel...

 
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Vtoid: Storm's Adventures in Crysis and Left 4 Dead 2

The adventures for games from two years ago comes into its final stretch, with the PC exclusives Crysis, and the expansion, Crysis Warhead. Computer gaming is a strange and foreign beast to Storm, but the duty to Destructoid calls. Are the...

 
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Storm's Adventures! Bioshock

If you're anything like me and have no idea what video games are, let alone a camera and a computer, you'll be pleasantly surprised (like I was) when I learned 2007 was the ultimate year of gaming. It was the year when next-generation gamin...

 
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Storm's Adventures! Saints Row 2

Storm Dain joins the 3rd Street Saints and vandalizes the colorful streets of Stilwater and his hometown of Reno, Neveda. He's sporting a new Bluetooth wireless microphone and a smug attitude towards Grand Theft Auto IV, but who can blame h...

 
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Our PAX panel intro "Applause Please"

I landed in Seattle for my very first PAX Thursday afternoon, and the moment I got off the plane, I was greeted with warm hugs and smiles from our epic community. The first 48 hours here have been pretty amazing, and I can't begin to imagin...

 
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Storm's Adventures! GTA IV

With my recent purchase and new found love for the PlayStation 3 "Slim," I've returned most of my Xbox 360 games and repurchased them (most of which are used of course) for my nice new console. GTA IV happens to be one of them. Be...

 
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Storm's Adventures! The Conduit

The above header image was purposely keyframed and photoshopped horribly to artistically represent my secret desire to strangle my Nintendo Wii. Luckily for you and the (imaginary) person sitting next to you, I have a great deal of patience...

 
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Storm's Adventures! inFamous

Our beloved Storm Dain finds some epic yet disturbing similarities between Fallout 3, The Force Unleashed, Saints Row 2 and inFamous -- all while producing a thought-provoking and cocaine-free piece of video entertainment. Hit the jump and ...

 
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Storm's Adventures! Left 4 Dead

With all this jazz of war, world hunger, Mayan calendars, and a Zombie Apocalypse, the world is coming to its inevitable end. Leave it to our very own (and trustworthy) Storm Dain to tell you how it is. With the recent controversy surroundi...

 
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Storm's Adventures! Dick'n Around At E3

 On our flight to Los Angeles, we heard a thumping noise coming from the bottom of our plane, Little did we know that it would be our beloved Storm Dain, clinging onto the landing gear and winning himself a free flight to E3 2009 in th...

 
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Storm's Adventures! Hedgehog Threesome

 Before we hopped on our Dolphin (Chad) to make our way back to Miami, Niero signed a multi-million dollar picture deal with Bacalao, which, in case you've missed last night, you can view the Cuban sensation right now! Our adventure wa...

 

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Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Starting tomorrow Ill essentially have $35 in my Do I go the $13 route (I own SSFIV already but not on the I also cant use the WiiU games), or just beat-the-average?

 
ikiryou

Well, my happy-go-lucky new job is probably going out the door, thanks to the mathematically-challenged temp before me who farked up the warehouse So long sexy forklift/Aliens cosplay

 
keisal

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Confuseddalek

So far today I have fallen through a ceiling, and hit my head on a sink on the way Blacked out, and woke up to find myself in the womens restroom that is full of One woman was pushing my head with her foot to see if I was still

 
ZombZ

I want to write a blog and have been doing some has eventually led me to an article on a certain my naivete I checked the comments for opinions and inspiration only to be reminded why I dont go there

 
YoeriB

Wooow were getting a the punisher series!

 
MeanderBot

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MeanderBot

Whoops, there I go pressing the post button out of *ahem* Catgirls!

 
Sarah Jane Farron

I was out with a friend in the city centre today and realised its kind of really fun to listen to nearby conversations between other The amount of dumb its So many people are dumb and quite amusing to listen

 
OverlordZetta

Question! Is there a way to do something about how some of the front paged blogs are under a different tag? I was confused and wondering where Torchs mech one went (wanted to look up some of the shows) until I found it was under a different

 
Torchman

That feel when you finally deal with some problems with your computer that have been bugging you for

 
Nathan D

I love seeing people out and about that make me seem perfectly normal by Feels

 
Pixie The Fairy

Rae woke up in a sandy ruin, her head aching from the crash, though she was thankfully She spots a dusty chest near her and opens Then a voice asks, Become classy or be total anime trash?

 
iam16bit

Im really digging Affordable Space

 
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Dangus Taargus

So after just finishing every previous Star Fox game made before Zero, and having now just played through the first 4 missions of What the fuck is wrong with people? This game is absolutely Pro Tip: Go to training Get

 
Rad Party God

Apparently, Doom has a permadeath option and youll leave your helmet where you died, kind of like the blood pools of Dark

 
Luca Blight

Before I go to bed I decide to give you not one but two cat Good night everyone :)

 
KnickKnackMyWack

Finally got General Pepper to say WHAT?! in Star Fox :D

 
GWJosh

This week on the cast, I spoke to Overflow Games about the development of their first Kickstarted title: Cornerstone the Song of Tyrim

 
Vadicta

Now, theres a

 
JDelwynn

Dear diary, I did something stupid I bought an always online game to play I promised myself I wouldnt do that after bying The Crew, but I had a And why the hell would I use Destructoid as my diary?!

 
Fuzunga

Were talking about cat girls today?

 
ACESandElGHTS

So many Why is Philco so sweaty? Why is he so ANGRY? What sort of heckling was he getting that he would stuff a tambourine down his pants and give someone a death stare -while- flipping off a camera? Su Su Sudio,

 
Parismio

YES!!!

 
Kaleido Ruby

Ive got an extremely annoying and an extremely annoying (in a different sense) entry on SMM Also, give me some ideas of things to I seem to get more of a kick seeing ideas than making (See comments)

 
klaw616

Thank God for this Youtuber for making this awesome God for Jim Fucking Sterling Son despite his absolute hatred of Star Fox Zero (Which I havent I just really want it to be above all else #FucKonami

 
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