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[Update: Contest over! Winner is Serkderg the Herkderg!] What better way to celebrate Halloween than by dressing up as your favorite videogame character? And what better incentive to share that costume with the world than the... read feature

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Johnny Yong Bosch's musical take on THAT scene from MMX4


Sep 27
Johnny Yong Bosch is the f*ckin' man. Over his illustrious career, he's filled many notable roles such as Adam Park the Black Ranger in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Vash the Stampede in Trigun, Ichigo Kurosaki in Bleach, Ne... read
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Gotta love that 2D HD animation for PS3 RPG Tokitowa


Aug 23
Namco Bandai has released a new gameplay trailer (yes, gameplay this time!) for upcoming PS3 RPG Tokitowa today, and it's so smooth and detailed that it looks like you're watching anime. I guess that's the selling point, tho... read
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I think Gyoretsu Nageloop has FMV lesbian grenade ninja


Aug 19
Gyroetsu Nageloop is a videogame published by Nintendo in Japan for the 3DS eShop. It plays like easily comprehended puzzle game (specifically, like Magnetica) but it's storyline is... well, I'm not really sure what it is. T... read
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Senran Kagura-themed desserts... why am I not surprised?


Aug 15
Senran Kagura Burst, the sequel to last year's 3DS ninja booby high school brawler, is scheduled for release in Japan on August 30. Time for one last marketing push, right? Until August 19, you can visit Cafe Euro in Akihabar... read
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SDCC: Tekken Tag Tournament 2 gets 100+ swimsuits via DLC


Jul 14
Because, boobs. Well, to be fair, the game's producer Katsuhiro Harada said there will also be swimsuits for male and animal characters, like Kuma -- who, by the way, IS A FREAKIN' BEAR! If you are in the market for scantily ... read
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EyeToy Kama Sutra game could have been a reality


Jul 11
I'm always surprised by the lack of porn on modern consoles, especially with all the, err, "input possibilities" that motion controls give the user. It's not for a lack of trying though, if Sony Computer Entertainment executi... read
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Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid


Jun 30
Did you figure out our little tease? It was indeed a big, glowing eyeball, one of the new features on the latest iteration of the Mr. Destructoid helmet. Once again courtesy of Volpin Props, this piece of high fashion will no... read
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Dead or Alive 5: Bunny bikini bonus, Collector's Edition


Jun 25
Have you preordered Tecmo Koei's upcoming fighter, Dead or Alive 5? If not, will sexy bunny bikini bonus suits change get you going? Preorder at GameStop or Amazon and get a set of in-game bunny-style swimsuits for three of t... read
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The Bastion narrator sexifies Skyrim


Feb 12
Adding the crooning pipes of Bastion's narrator to any video instantly increases its sexiness factor exponentially. It's just as true now as it's been in the past. YouTuber Egger3rd whipped up a short machinima that sets Bas... read
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This is exactly how you're supposed to play Saints Row 3


Feb 03
Egoraptor just pooped out a new animation based on Saints Row: The Third. It's a lot shorter than his more recent vids, clocking in at a mere 11 seconds. However, you'll probably agree that he successfully managed to condense the key highlights of the game in such a small span of time. Saints Row 3 Has A Lot of Outfits [YouTube] read
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Hey, Little Sister! Who's the only one?


Jan 29
Pinup artist Martin Abel has whipped up a poster featuring a rather developed Little Sister from BioShock. Sometimes, when you get a tip in your inbox for something like this, you gotta go with the obvious joke. And so... *DEEPLY INHALE* Jonathan Holmes... well... is it!?!? (Thanks for the tip, Mike!) read
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Our holiday video hit over a million views! Thanks for watching ... now go punk someone this Christmas :) Huge thanks to our friends at Denizen Company. read feature

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Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father! is a PSP game


Dec 19
Here's a trailer for a game that someone in the comments of this article first brought up. I thought about the best way to phrase the title of this post, but in the end, the name of the game itself says it all. Listen to Me,... read
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These Akuma and Cammy figures are fantASStic


Nov 12
Brian Szabelski of sister site Tomopop brought to our attention these Street Fighter figures from Square Enix's Play Arts Kai toy line. He seems really excited to get his hands on these little guys, and I'm wondering if certa... read
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Capcom JP's girls in bikinis playing Dead Rising 2 OTR


Sep 23
Capcom, I'm confused. You could have gave us actual game footage, or in-depth analysis of gameplay, or even just a features list, but instead you give us idols in bikinis playing your game, Dead Rising 2: Off the Re... read
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That bear is wearing a bikini ...


Aug 04
What you are looking at is a piece of art for Super Danganronpa 2. The character is called Mono Bear and he is evil, as you can tell from the fact that he's WEARING A BIKINI OH GOD.  Since the first game never made ... read
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New Destructoid Episode: Metro Dorito Aliens Having Sex


Jul 15
Hey kid, wanna see a dead body? Oh. Well. You wanna see some really cool video game news... In the back of my van? Uh. Anyway. The guy from Crytek says the PS Vita is gonna fail, and the guy from Naughty Dog says the Wii U i... read
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I beat the final, North American retail version of Catherine yesterday. I know I've previewed the Japanese release, and then later previewed code from E3 earlier this year, but this is the final preview coming from me ahead o... read feature

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Jam on these Resident Evil: Mercenaries 3D EX costumes


Jun 01
Resident Evil: Mercenaries 3D is out in Japan, and right on schedule, gameplay videos and spoilers are hitting the internet in droves. First up, we have a smattering of what the game's unlockable EX costumes. That looks like ... read
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Women? Who needs them when you can have some lustful hulking chunks of man-meat to lay your hands on. Rubbing their muscled fibers and feeling the warmth of their skin through the tips of your fingers, as you slowly change fr... read feature

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Wondercon would be little more than a nerdy flea market if it wasn't for San Francisco's vivid cosplay crowd.  This year there was noticeable spike in participants and a lot less janky cardboard costumes to boot. &n... read feature

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New artwork and screens of the gorgeous Skullgirls


Mar 22
A game which caught me completely by surprise this past GDC was Skullgirls, a 2D fighter with incredible art design and animation. It reminds me of Arc System Works fighters such as BlazBlue with its fluid movement and t... read
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Shantae's new DSiWare romp gets a release date


Sep 22
Man, what is it with tonight and DSiWare news? First the Cave Story DSiWare announcement, and now we hear that long awaited Shantae reboot is finally about to see the light of day. We first heard about this game over a year ... read
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Public Access Destructoid: A rainbow gathering


Jul 31
What happens when you've been exiled from the Internet, society, and Walmarts nationwide?  You end up here at The Rainbow Gathering. It is difficult to describe what actually goes on at these technology-adverse gatherin... read
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Tecmo thanks ESRB for DOAP description


Feb 14
It appears that the developers behind Dead or Alive Paradise did not miss the ruckus that was going on last week when the ESRB used some choice language to describe their game. However, instead of being upset about the blatan... read
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CES 2010: Booth babe horror stories documentary


Jan 11
Here’s a news flash for guys who attend conventions: it isn’t okay for you to treat booth babes without respect. Gizmodo posted a short (under four minutes) documentary of sorts in which they asked a number of CES... read
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Metacritic lists the best reviewed games of 2009


Dec 10
Another day, another list of top ten games for 2009. We've had Time, we've had the Associated Press, and now Metacritic has joined in on the fun to list the best reviewed games of 2009. Unsurprisingly, PS3 exclusive Uncharted... read
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Sexy Time! GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony


Nov 10
[Sexy Time! is a regular series where we take a look at some of the more, shall we say, erotic aspects of video games.  You're welcome.] It's been a while since we delved into the tawdry land of pixellated pleasure. Tha... read






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