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7:15 PM on 08.26.2014

Hako Vision lets you enjoy a Hatsune Miku concert anywhere

The next set of Hako Vision boxes have been revealed, and they'll feature virtual idol Hatsune Miku. Hako Vision is a series of boxes that when opened up and assembled turn into a live "3D" rendering using the power of a sma...

Brittany Vincent


9:00 PM on 08.19.2014

What if the next Assassin's Creed went to the Stone Age?

From the makers of Super Mario Warfare and all those wonderful cosplay montages comes Assassin's Creed: AC/BC. What if the Assassin's series starred cavemen from the Stone Age? That's what Beat Down Boogie wanted to find out.  Oh of course there's DLC. 

Hamza CTZ Aziz

12:00 AM on 08.19.2014

Admit it, you're a Yoshi ditcher

I've done it. You've done it. We've all done it. When you have to choose between Mario or Yoshi, it's always going to be Yoshi getting sacrificed for the greater good ... or for that damn Moon 3-Up x on the Cheese Bridge Area stage in Super Mario World. 

Hamza CTZ Aziz

11:00 PM on 08.18.2014

Sony boss has hilarious take on Tomb Raider reveal

PlayStation Europe overlord Jim Ryan recently sat down for a chat with Metro, and his comments on the confusion surrounding Tomb Raider's timed exclusivity are priceless: "There was a strange use of commas at the Microsoft event…" PS4 boss Jim Ryan Gamescom 2014 interview [Metro]

Kyle MacGregor

9:30 PM on 08.18.2014

This custom System Shock 2 PC is what my hacker-infested dreams are made of

System Shock 2 is one of my all-time favorite games, and this custom PC featuring SHODAN is amazing. Granted, it's not a spot-on SHODAN, but it's close enough to make me more than a little moist and extremely jealous. TTLG f...

Brittany Vincent

8:00 PM on 08.18.2014

Double Fine picks up goofy multiplayer brawler Gang Beasts

Gang Beasts is hardly new at this point, but we've been given another opportunity to talk about it now that it's a part of the Double Fine Presents line. I'll take it. The funny multiplayer brawler will be playable later thi...

Jordan Devore

4:00 PM on 08.18.2014

Humanoid Fleece, Humanoid Sleeping Bag, Lonely Tent coming to Tokyo Game Show

Get a load of the wares that BE-S Co. Ltd. plans to show at Tokyo Game Show 2014 next month. The novelty gaming accessories company has three products to show and sell at TGS, and I'm sure I want them all. First, the Humanoid...

Dale North



This parody of R. Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' made my day photo
This parody of R. Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' made my day
by Jordan Devore

When Teddy Diefenbach isn't working on Kyoto Wild or Hyper Light Drifter, he's reading what people are saying about his games online. Sometimes, no matter how much praise is given, all it takes is a single negative comment to put you in a bad, obsessive mood.

It's a feeling he's humorously captured in this music video for Trapped in the Comments, a parody of R. Kelly's one-of-a-kind, can't-believe-that-happened "hip hopera" Trapped in the Closet.

Seriously. Made my day.

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7:30 PM on 08.15.2014

[NSFW] Bullet Girls shows off additional naughty screens and a bonus scenario

Not long ago I told you about Bullet Girls, an innuendo-ridden title from D3 Publisher and Shade with some absolutely scandalous screens. And now I've got more. I mean, they're pretty tame by my standards, but hey -- got...

Brittany Vincent

2:30 PM on 08.13.2014

All the assets in Goat Simulator were actually bought online

Coffee Stain Studios' Goat Simulator began as a joke, a secret IP that was never meant to achieve the critical acclaim it has today. Armin Ibrisagic, a game designer that worked on Goat Simulator, stated that due to all the s...

Brittany Vincent

8:00 PM on 08.11.2014

Even Zelda: Ocarina of Time is better with Waluigi

Thanks to a ROM hack by Russmarrs2, Waluigi is playable in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, just as we always wanted. Our collective hopes, dreams, and prayers have been answered. In the wrong hands, such an endeavor co...

Jordan Devore





5:00 PM on 08.08.2014

I'm still excited about that new Godzilla game, and these screenshots show why

Remember that new Godzilla game that everyone seems to think will fail? I'm still interested, because Godzilla. And since the Blue Öyster Cult saw fit to write a song about Godzilla, everyone knows you should pay attenti...

Brittany Vincent

11:00 AM on 08.06.2014

Celebrate the 20th anniversary of Earthworm Jim with these awesome features

August 2nd marked the 20th anniversary of the Earthworm Jim franchise. I remember just yesterday being a small child and having terrible nightmares from the hellish surreal scenes that make up the levels of the various Earthw...

Brittany Vincent

10:30 AM on 08.05.2014

If Pokémon were a F2P mobile game, it might look something like this

This mock-up of what Pokémon would be like as a free-to-play mobile game has surfaced on reddit and is eerily reminiscent of several of the more widely panned F2P games in recent memory. It makes me sad to think of all...

Brittany Vincent

3:00 PM on 08.04.2014

Double your dose of despair with these new Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair screens

If you're eagerly awaiting another dose of despair via Danganronpa, you'll want to check out this hefty new batch of screenshots for Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair, releasing September 2. There are a few interesting surprises...

Brittany Vincent

2:30 PM on 08.04.2014

Kids are gonna open up Happy Meals to find NFL 15 toys soon

File this one under "news I never thought I'd hear." The last Happy Meal rotation saw a group of toys that you all probably thought I'd never shut up about, but the next set is even stranger. Yowling children zipping aro...

Brittany Vincent