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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Lost Reavers

It's wax on, wax off (mostly off, let's face it) for the eShop these days. The Wii U has a few big releases here and there, and the 3DS churns out the occasional great indie release. Today is more exciting than usual on the former, with Los...

 
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Hyper Light Drifter

Hyper Light Drifter just got a surprise co-op beta

Hyper Light Drifter is finally out, but Heart Machine's work isn't finished just yet. In addition to working on PS4, Vita, and Xbox One versions, they're also incorporating another mode into the PC edition -- co-op. Apparently the feat...

 
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No Man's Sky

No Man's Sky doesn't have a proper story, but it has lore

Lead designer Sean Murray notes that although No Man's Sky doesn't necessarily have a real story mode, the game does have "little touches" that explain why the universe came into being, and what inhabits it. I'm sure it'll all be very subtl...

 
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Zero Time Dilemma

Zero Time Dilemma takes text skipping to a new level

I can still recall the pain of playing through various New Game+ modes in old games where you couldn't skip cutscenes. It was excruciating, having to sit through 10-15 minute expositions constantly, but newer games have gotten better about ...

 
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Nostalgia

The Pokemon re-releases were downloaded 1.5 million times

We touched on Nintendo's financial results for the fiscal year ended March 2016, noting that profits fell 60.6 percent in part because of a "lack of major titles," but there was another breakout tidbit that caught my eye: the Pokémon...

 
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Xenoblade

Xenoblade hits Wii U Virtual Console today

Xenoblade Chronicles is launching on the Wii U Virtual Console in North America today. The role-playing game, which completed a world tour in 2012 after its Japanese debut in 2010, will cost just $20 on the eShop -- which is a hell of a lot...

 
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Nintendo

Sony made more money with just PSN than Nintendo did all year

Sony’s PlayStation Network made more money last year than the entire Nintendo company put together. Following Ninty’s financial statement yesterday, people cleverer than me noticed that PSN alone generated ¥529.1bn, compar...

 
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BioWare

This may be our favourite theme park ride on the Citadel

Remember that Mass Effect theme park ride we told you about? According to Fortune (via VG24/7), the Mass Effect theme park experience is still on track to open next month, and will boast 33% extra Ds courtesy of a 3D to 4D upgrade that wi...

 
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Dark Souls III

Adding Shrek to Dark Souls III is much more fun than you'd think

People really love Dark Souls III. People ironically seem to love Shrek, the jolly green ogre with a penchant for defending swamps. There just so happens to be a swamp in From Software's latest, so I suppose it was only a matter of time bef...

 
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NINTENDO

Nintendo selling majority stake in Seattle Mariners

Nintendo of America plans to sell the bulk of its interest in Major League Baseball's Seattle Mariners and the team's cable network to other members of the ownership group, the parties announced today. The company acquired a 55 percent stak...

 
I'm sorry
On the final day of PAX East, I woke up after getting a measly four or so hours of sleep. I'd been ill (since birth, but also sick for the past couple of days), my back hurt, my legs hurt, and I had a headache. I had two goal...   read

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Oxenfree

Unnerving adventure Oxenfree coming to PS4

It's a pleasant surprise to hear that Night School is bringing its supernatural adventure game Oxenfree to PlayStation 4 on May 31, 2016. The port will have extras like New Game+ mode (which will also appear in the existing PC and Xbox One...

 
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Promoted Blog

We are VR: Where the Mechs at?

[From porn to kitty rescue, and from the moon to the deep seas; the possibilities of virtual reality are virtually endless. But Torchman knows what we all want from VR: piloting giant robots. I call dibs on the Dragonzord! ~ Shade] Ah, virt...

 
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Quantum Break

Quantum Break has a new Xbox One update with lots of fixes

How are you liking Quantum Break? It's much more divisive than I expected it to be, but then, I didn't have to contend with performance problems and other technical mishaps found in the Windows 10 version. That stuff surely would have color...

 
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Your opinions on racing games are stupid

[Scrustle has some prime words to share about the surprisingly diverse racing genre. Sims, arcade racers, and everything in between, it seems like there is a lot of contention in rating racing games when they're not just racing games but re...

 
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Super Mario Maker

Even Babymetal is teaming up with Mario Maker

The metal idol group Babymetal is coming to Super Mario Maker as a character costume, which is something I should probably find strange, but don't -- not after the pigeon, Barbara the Bat, and Chitoge Kirisaki. Nintendo has gone to unexpec...

 
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PODTOID QUESTIONS

Podtoid, Podtoid questions, it's the greatest inquest in history

The first time I saw this Simpsons intro it immediately supplanted the actual Flinstones theme in my brain, and I sing it a lot. For the hard-drive-filling encyclopedic knowledge of the show I'm sure many of us share, the musical numbers a...

 
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Deals

New Xbox One bundle deals come with 4K TV

Bundling an Xbox One with a TV seems to be the "in" thing to do these days as retailers offload their Xbox One inventory en masse. Since Microsoft's reveal of the new 1TB Spring Bundle last week, we've been seeing more and more Xbox One bun...

 
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PODCAST

Podtoid 334: Do a Barrel Roll

Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. On this, belated episode of Podtoid, the gang chats about MLB 15 The Show, the new Star Fox games on Wii U, the death of the Xbox 360, and the rumored birth of the...

 
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The Division hacks

Ubisoft netcode means The Division hackers are here to stay barring 'complete rewrite'

From constantly falling through the environment and getting stuck weird places to cheating boss fights, The Division is glitchy, and that's to say nothing of the enterprising PC players able to give themselves infinite health, infinite ammo...

 
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Final Fantasy XI Reboot

Check out Final Fantasy XI's mobile reboot

Paired with the news that Square Enix would eventually shut down the PS2 and Xbox 360 versions of Final Fantasy XI, the company also announced it would be partnering with Korean giant Nexon to create a mobile (iOS, Android) version of the l...

 
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Dark Souls III update

From Software is making two of Dark Souls III's covenants less of a pain

From Software is rolling out an update for Dark Souls III today across all platforms and it's one I've been desperately awaiting. I couldn't scan the bullet points fast enough! It's here! Many of us have struggled to get the Blue Sentinels ...

 
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PlayStation Plus

Tropico 5 headlines May's free games on PlayStation Plus

Yesterday, Jordan told us to temper our expectations for Xbox's Games with Gold in May. That bar-lowering seems equally necessary when looking at PlayStation's gratis offerings for the month. Sure, there will be something for some people, b...

 
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Crunch Time

Family says goodbye to father as game development hits crunch time (Fauxclusive)

Admitting he didn't know when he was going to see them again, 3D environment artist Kevin Huang gave his kids an extra long hug this morning, before heading out to face development crunch time. Mouthing "I love you" to his wife, Huang wiped...

 
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Halo

Halo mixed with Harry Potter is a goddamn beautiful mess

Grifball is one of Halo's most popular community-made game types. It's a bit like Rocket League but with a lot more killing. Two teams try to move a rugby ball-like bomb into the opponent's goal. Everyone's equipped with unlimited-use Grav...

 
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Doom

Here's a live look at the Doom single-player campaign

Bethesda's lead-up to Doom's May 13 release has been largely predicated on the game's multiplayer component. There have been several videos released and beta events staged to show off that particular aspect. Today, we get a look at the oth...

 
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NieR: Automata

NieR: Automata's characters sure look wild

NieR: Automata doesn't even have a release date, but Platinum Games and Square are doing a good job of getting me excited for it regardless. In addition to some new screens, there's a new character-centric video up from a recent livestream ...

 
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ARC SYSTEM WORKS

Hotel Dusk successor hits Japan next month

The interminably titled Chase: Unsolved Cases Investigation Division: Distant Memories, a new adventure game from Trace Memory (Another Code) and Hotel Dusk: Room 215 director Taisuke Kanasaki, will release via...

 
Purrview from CATS East
When I wrote about a non-hipster walking simulator for Cliffy B just before PAX, I had no idea there was already a game that was basically that, only it's 2D and features colorful animals.  Night in the Woods i...   read

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FROM SOFTWARE

Burned out on Dark Souls, From Software is working on a new IP

From Software is making something entirely new, according to company boss Hidetaka Miyazaki.  Apart from the downloadable content currently in development for Dark Souls III, the franchise, or at least Miyazaki's involvement with ...

 

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