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Doom

Those are good secrets, Doom

During yesterday's live-stream reveal of the Doom campaign, our comments section lit up with people exclaiming that this Doom wasn't enough like the Doom they knew and loved. It turns out that the single-player portion is actuall...

 
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Steam Sale

Heads up, weebs! Steam's second anime sale just began

If you missed out on Steam's Anime sale last year, Valve is giving you another chance right now. This weekend, you get can up to 90% off of games such as Grandia II, the Blazblue series, the Naruto series, Deathsmiles, and my personal favor...

 
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Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

Deus Ex: Mankind Divided's 101 trailer is strangely on the nose

Game trailers often apply one of two methods: the cinematic/narrative option teases some story to hope that would-be players become invested in the events happening in this make-believe world, and gameplay trailers attempt to entice people ...

 
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Killing Floor 2

Double XP and increased drop rate in Killing Floor 2 this weekend

Tripwire Interactive has been focusing its efforts on Killing Floor 2's new Versus mode for the last couple weeks. Using the recently-implemented Live Update system to try to balance has led to small changes being pushed out at a rapid pace...

 
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Pocket Card Jockey

Game Freak's Pocket Card Jockey is arriving next week

We already knew that Pocket Card Jockey was coming west. It even got an eShop demo recently, signifying its impending release. But thanks to a trailer from Nintendo, we now know that it's actually coming to the 3DS eShop next week on M...

 
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Nioh

Nioh amazingly lets you choose between visual fidelity and a consistent frame rate

As someone who speaks on this subject of framerates a lot, I'll break it down again for people who don't care. For most games, 30fps, or even sub 30fps, may not even matter. For slow adventure titles, puzzle games, or anything else that doe...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Lost Reavers

It's wax on, wax off (mostly off, let's face it) for the eShop these days. The Wii U has a few big releases here and there, and the 3DS churns out the occasional great indie release. Today is more exciting than usual on the former, with Los...

 
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Hyper Light Drifter

Hyper Light Drifter just got a surprise co-op beta

Hyper Light Drifter is finally out, but Heart Machine's work isn't finished just yet. In addition to working on PS4, Vita, and Xbox One versions, they're also incorporating another mode into the PC edition -- co-op. Apparently the feat...

 
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No Man's Sky

No Man's Sky doesn't have a proper story, but it has lore

Lead designer Sean Murray notes that although No Man's Sky doesn't necessarily have a real story mode, the game does have "little touches" that explain why the universe came into being, and what inhabits it. I'm sure it'll all be very subtl...

 
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Zero Time Dilemma

Zero Time Dilemma takes text skipping to a new level

I can still recall the pain of playing through various New Game+ modes in old games where you couldn't skip cutscenes. It was excruciating, having to sit through 10-15 minute expositions constantly, but newer games have gotten better about ...

 
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Nostalgia

The Pokemon re-releases were downloaded 1.5 million times

We touched on Nintendo's financial results for the fiscal year ended March 2016, noting that profits fell 60.6 percent in part because of a "lack of major titles," but there was another breakout tidbit that caught my eye: the Pokémon...

 
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Xenoblade

Xenoblade hits Wii U Virtual Console today

Xenoblade Chronicles is launching on the Wii U Virtual Console in North America today. The role-playing game, which completed a world tour in 2012 after its Japanese debut in 2010, will cost just $20 on the eShop -- which is a hell of a lot...

 
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Nintendo

Sony made more money with just PSN than Nintendo did all year

Sony’s PlayStation Network made more money last year than the entire Nintendo company put together. Following Ninty’s financial statement yesterday, people cleverer than me noticed that PSN alone generated ¥529.1bn, compar...

 
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BioWare

This may be our favourite theme park ride on the Citadel

Remember that Mass Effect theme park ride we told you about? According to Fortune (via VG24/7), the Mass Effect theme park experience is still on track to open next month, and will boast 33% extra Ds courtesy of a 3D to 4D upgrade that wi...

 
Dark Souls III photo
Dark Souls III

Adding Shrek to Dark Souls III is much more fun than you'd think

People really love Dark Souls III. People ironically seem to love Shrek, the jolly green ogre with a penchant for defending swamps. There just so happens to be a swamp in From Software's latest, so I suppose it was only a matter of time bef...

 
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NINTENDO

Nintendo selling majority stake in Seattle Mariners

Nintendo of America plans to sell the bulk of its interest in Major League Baseball's Seattle Mariners and the team's cable network to other members of the ownership group, the parties announced today. The company acquired a 55 percent stak...

 
I'm sorry
On the final day of PAX East, I woke up after getting a measly four or so hours of sleep. I'd been ill (since birth, but also sick for the past couple of days), my back hurt, my legs hurt, and I had a headache. I had two goal...   read

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Oxenfree

Unnerving adventure Oxenfree coming to PS4

It's a pleasant surprise to hear that Night School is bringing its supernatural adventure game Oxenfree to PlayStation 4 on May 31, 2016. The port will have extras like New Game+ mode (which will also appear in the existing PC and Xbox One...

 
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Promoted Blog

We are VR: Where the Mechs at?

[From porn to kitty rescue, and from the moon to the deep seas; the possibilities of virtual reality are virtually endless. But Torchman knows what we all want from VR: piloting giant robots. I call dibs on the Dragonzord! ~ Shade] Ah, virt...

 
Quantum Break photo
Quantum Break

Quantum Break has a new Xbox One update with lots of fixes

How are you liking Quantum Break? It's much more divisive than I expected it to be, but then, I didn't have to contend with performance problems and other technical mishaps found in the Windows 10 version. That stuff surely would have color...

 
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From our community  

Your opinions on racing games are stupid

[Scrustle has some prime words to share about the surprisingly diverse racing genre. Sims, arcade racers, and everything in between, it seems like there is a lot of contention in rating racing games when they're not just racing games but re...

 
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Super Mario Maker

Even Babymetal is teaming up with Mario Maker

The metal idol group Babymetal is coming to Super Mario Maker as a character costume, which is something I should probably find strange, but don't -- not after the pigeon, Barbara the Bat, and Chitoge Kirisaki. Nintendo has gone to unexpec...

 
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PODTOID QUESTIONS

Podtoid, Podtoid questions, it's the greatest inquest in history

The first time I saw this Simpsons intro it immediately supplanted the actual Flinstones theme in my brain, and I sing it a lot. For the hard-drive-filling encyclopedic knowledge of the show I'm sure many of us share, the musical numbers a...

 
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Deals

New Xbox One bundle deals come with 4K TV

Bundling an Xbox One with a TV seems to be the "in" thing to do these days as retailers offload their Xbox One inventory en masse. Since Microsoft's reveal of the new 1TB Spring Bundle last week, we've been seeing more and more Xbox One bun...

 
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PODCAST

Podtoid 334: Do a Barrel Roll

Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. On this, belated episode of Podtoid, the gang chats about MLB 15 The Show, the new Star Fox games on Wii U, the death of the Xbox 360, and the rumored birth of the...

 
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The Division hacks

Ubisoft netcode means The Division hackers are here to stay barring 'complete rewrite'

From constantly falling through the environment and getting stuck weird places to cheating boss fights, The Division is glitchy, and that's to say nothing of the enterprising PC players able to give themselves infinite health, infinite ammo...

 
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Final Fantasy XI Reboot

Check out Final Fantasy XI's mobile reboot

Paired with the news that Square Enix would eventually shut down the PS2 and Xbox 360 versions of Final Fantasy XI, the company also announced it would be partnering with Korean giant Nexon to create a mobile (iOS, Android) version of the l...

 
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Dark Souls III update

From Software is making two of Dark Souls III's covenants less of a pain

From Software is rolling out an update for Dark Souls III today across all platforms and it's one I've been desperately awaiting. I couldn't scan the bullet points fast enough! It's here! Many of us have struggled to get the Blue Sentinels ...

 
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PlayStation Plus

Tropico 5 headlines May's free games on PlayStation Plus

Yesterday, Jordan told us to temper our expectations for Xbox's Games with Gold in May. That bar-lowering seems equally necessary when looking at PlayStation's gratis offerings for the month. Sure, there will be something for some people, b...

 
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Crunch Time

Family says goodbye to father as game development hits crunch time (Fauxclusive)

Admitting he didn't know when he was going to see them again, 3D environment artist Kevin Huang gave his kids an extra long hug this morning, before heading out to face development crunch time. Mouthing "I love you" to his wife, Huang wiped...

 

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Amna Umen

The gaping dragon is And on my first try too! I got kinda lucky and walked into the room with the Shaman and gimped him as he walked up the stairs so the dragon fight was just a waiting game once his tail was Am I git gud yet?

 
Steven Hansen

all these cat girls just show some of you need to raise your art & animation

 
SeymourDuncan17

Has anyone compared Severed to Skyward Sword yet? Because, if I were to sell it in 5 seconds, so far, Id describe it as Skyward Swords combat done

 
Gamemaniac3434

I have started something Something Soon it will grow through and into It will be a crowning glory in my cap, on the road to conquest of Until we all get bored and go back to our normal I guess

 
GoofierBrute

Just finished Star Fox Loved it, and its a serious contender for Game of the Year for Yeah, you read that

 
taterchimp

Wish gems were easier to find in Dark Souls

 
Torchman

Discord chat has gone full happy ABORT ABORT ABORT, ANIME WAS A MISTAKE

 
vxxyman

More catgirls means more Playboy Penguin (with some backup from good ol Bugs Bunny)

 
Gundy

All dose cat dose

 
Torchman

Shit waifus as far as the eye can

 
Parismio

Thanks to Pixie, I remembered my love for FFXIV

 
KnickKnackMyWack

Todays been a rollercoaster of a day for Ive now got a second job at It looks like Im single now But I also got a voice message from Mike West, the guy who voices Fox McCloud in Star Fox 64/3D and

 
OverlordZetta

Oh yeah, this years Super Sentai has a cat girl, doesnt it? What did she look like Toei I dont think this is what the otaku audience had in mind at

 
JDelwynn

It seems that having children is like Alien Thank god Im single!

 
BlazeWii

Cat girls? CAT GIRLS??? Need I remind you all that there is only enough room in this anime world for one master female

 
Samsneeze

I am struggling to get through Fire Emblem Its all so The characters are The maps are all the The story is even managing to be worse than Awakening I hope Intelligent Systems has its shit together next

 
ChrisHannard

Fully charged controller? Game appropriate drink? Game from a series Ive never played before? Time to Git Gud or Die

 
Kaleido Ruby

All these mentions of catgirls and not a single mention of

 
Pixie The Fairy

I used to be a catgirl Best at what I did,

 
iam16bit

All these posts about Cat Girls and not one from Cat Planet Cuties!

 
KnickKnackMyWack

Since were going on about cat girls, how is it you uncultured swines have yet to bring up Aisha from Outlaw Star?

 
Dangus Taargus

The credits to Star Fox Zero made me tear

 
Gamemaniac3434

Guard your testicles around blaze, Shes a maniac, and her friends are

 
OverlordZetta

Replying to a bunch of stuff from the past couple of days again, so dont mind me if I appear on something from three days I am like the wind! I the Kamen Rider!

 
Dinosir

For as much as I hated the last few bosses in DS3, there are some really Really freakin cool boss And even the ones I hated were really cool in concept just I feel they missed the execution by a

 
BlazeWii

Im not sure how I feel about From Software promoting the castration of It just doesnt seem

 
Rico the Penguin

All thats left is covenant grind and a couple relatively easy bosses, at least compared to what gold covetous +2 ring

 
Nathan D

So many cat girls, so little Oh Rei, you tease!

 
AdmiralAckbong

Today Im going to a screening of Blood Simple with a Q&A from the Coen Bros Trying not to poop

 
Sarah Jane Farron

Theres been lots of talk of cat I play a cat lady in FFXIV so Ill post my character! I really need to get back to this

 

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