When you want to act really tough, what do you do? Do you drink a lot of whiskey and give yourself a tattoo with a rusty piece of barbed wire? Or do you run outside and knock down a tree with your bare hands? While both of those things are pretty manly, nothing can top the pure rush of testosterone you feel by being a guest on a late-night SPIKE show and talking about Kirby’s Epic Yarn. F*CK YEAH! I can feel a giant beard growing out of my face just thinking about it!
In a few minutes, an episode of GameTrailers TV I was a guest on is going to air on SPIKE (1:10 a.m. EST). On it, I represent Destructoid by talking about what games are going to be hot this holiday season.
You can watch it if you like. I mean, I don’t really care either way. I will probably skip it and just do push-ups on top of a hot naked lady. A hot naked lady who is also cooking me dinner and vacuuming my living room.
KIRBY’S EPIC YARN, BITCHES!
When you want to act really tough, what do you do? Do you drink a lot of whiskey and give yourself a tattoo with a rusty piece of barbed wire? Or do you run outside and knock down a tree with your bare hands? While both of those things are pretty manly, nothing can top the pure rush of testosterone you feel by being a guest on a late-night SPIKE show and talking about Kirby’s Epic Yarn. F*CK YEAH! I can feel a giant beard growing out of my face just thinking about it!
In a few minutes, an episode of GameTrailers TV I was a guest on is going to air on SPIKE (1:10 a.m. EST). On it, I represent Destructoid by talking about what games are going to be hot this holiday season.
You can watch it if you like. I mean, I don’t really care either way. I will probably skip it and just do push-ups on top of a hot naked lady. A hot naked lady who is also cooking me dinner and vacuuming my living room.
KIRBY’S EPIC YARN, BITCHES!
