Guys, I have a problem. I'm thirsty as hell. Not for some sweet meat slapping, but for blood. Your blood. Someone needs to hit me up on Xbox or PC for some Mortal Kombat X action. I have 9 Komplete on PC as well. LET'S DO THI... read
Woolfe, Dokuro, Jones on Fire and more! Our friends at Groupees have their Be Mine 19 Bundle going, and to celebrate they've given us 20 codes to hand out to the Destructoid community!
The Be Mine 19 Bundle is a game, and music bundle which helps support charity. ... read feature
Dammit Hank. I keep forgetting I have to write these until the last second, and then I'm stumped. You're out there, flying around on your winged anus llama. Drinking in the clouds with your eyes, while Mario Lopez serves you ... read
Some say love doesn't last. I say those that say that are twats. Every relationship requires maintenance, patience and understanding. It has to go both ways as well. It cannot be just a one street, with one person giving and ... read
Welcome to EU FNF! We have another Menage a Toid/Friday Night Frights happening tonight. What is that? It's where a group of Dtoiders gets together and instead of playing games, they watch a silly/scary show/movie t... read
Happy Friday Everyone! Sorry but this will be another short one. Was running around all morning and afternoon. Had to handle some boring medical and kid related issues. Excited to finally get some gaming in tonight though. Th... read
Yep, I’m out. Well, out for the time being at least. I’ll still maintain the TF2 server in the background like I always have, and I'll be around to play with you guys from time to time, but I need a break. It woul... read
I just want to say: I love you guys. I really do. I'm watching Mannequin with the Frights crew and it's just the best to be able to hangout with you guys. It warms my heart to be a part of this community.
We may not like thin... read
Is it wrong I want to drink a can of Overcharge? CONTEST OVER. Winners will be announced soon, via PM and then listed here.
Thanks to the amazing Courtney, as well as the fine folks at Microsoft and Insomniac, we have two copies of Sunset Overdrive to give away. Not ... read feature
So can I take a moment to say something that’s probably super unpopular? I’m not a fan of Joss Whedon. There I said it, now don’t get me wrong, I love Firefly and the MCU alongside a scant few other things h... read
Welcome to EU FNF! We have another Menage a Toid/Friday Night Frights happening tonight. What is that? It's where a group of Dtoiders gets together and instead of playing games, they watch a silly/scary show/mov... read
So at the beginning of the month Crash released his new version of WubWubWub, and let me tell you. It’s great. Well, as great as a dubstep themed seizure inducing concert can be inside a war themed hat simulator. One of... read
How is no one hosting MKX? I have to admit, I'm pretty shocked. I'd be all over it, if my damn power supply hadn't died. Sons, I am disappoint. Unless you didn't want to feel the sting of WB's DLC though. That I understand. F... read
Welcome to EU FNF! We have another Menage a Toid/Friday Night Frights happening tonight. What is that? It's where a group of Dtoiders gets together and instead of playing games, they watch a silly/scary show/movie togethe... read
Hank is MIA today, so the post will be a little light. How's Mortal Kombat working out for everyone? That's what you want to talk about in the TF2 post right? I got nothing else...... you all play nice with your forts and have fun! read
I don't even have it in my heart to 'shop your face into those penguin eyes. Our fearless Boner Knight: Andy Dixon is leaving us as Community Manager. From the first time I was an asshole to you Andy, to the last time I was a... read
So lately I’ve been getting more into Besiege, because building mechanized masterpieces to burn down tiny farms is endlessly amusing for me. For the last few days I’ve been attempting to create a working mech, but... read
What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?
It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got laid by some chick!
Oh ho ho! That's funny. I'm funny. Happy Easter everyone! As we all know, Easter celebrates when Jesus ... read
Welcome to EU FNF! We have another Menage a Toid/Friday Night Frights happening tonight. What is that? It's where a group of Dtoiders gets together and instead of playing games, they watch a silly/scary show/movie together. ... read
Hey everyone. Sick with the flu this week, so please excuse me. This one will be short.
FNF is looking like a ghost town this week and I'm sure that's due to two games that hit this week. Before I launch into that, stop by th... read
Hey everyone! Mike here, Hank is taking a siesta this week from the written word. Unfortunately that means you are stuck with me. What does that mean? Well, you get some of my amazing 'shop skillz and some rambling words, tha... read
Howdy folks! Welcome to another edition of FNF. For our Nintendo lovers out there, next week shall see the rise of Nintendoid, courtesy of Shade and Strider. Keep an eye out for their new blog appearing soon and hit the link ... read
Welcome to another round of EU FNF! What an exciting Friday! A couple new hosts have joined in this week, offering up some PS4 and Wii U action! Nice to see some new blood. I'm exited to finally watch Sharknado today as well.... read
The server isn’t moving, oh god no. There will be a change in where Saturday’s Between 2Fort will be broadcast, it will be on Streamtoid’s Twitch channel (twitch.tv/streamtoid) instead. I had way too many te... read
Free stuff from our friends at Deep Silver! CONTEST OVER AS OF MONDAY 3/23/15
Winners: Charlietime (XB1) and Dtoidgamer69 (PS4)
Thanks to Ryan and Will from Deep Silver, we have two copies of the Saints Row IV: Re-Elected/Gat out of Hell bundle to give away to you folk... read feature
Short and sweet today. Cracked my back top molar and it hurts. Bad. On my way out the door to get the last kid from school and then go to the dentist. Sweet pain and drugs ahoy! Have fun gaming tonight, I'll be mumbling and bumbling in some Spartan Ops. See you there. read
Howdy everyone! How is your Friday treating you? Still Thursday for me and it was an meh day. That's alright though. When I wake up, I get to take part in Menage-A-Toid/Friday Night Frights! Haven't heard of it? Well, allow m... read
It’s been far too long, but we’re back! Joining us on the fort next week is Indie Game Magazine editor in chief Vinny Parisi. For those who don’t know, Between 2Fort is an interview show held on the infamous... read
Oh look at you, my pretty little girl, sitting there with your face all painted up in your little halter top, you're nothing but a little slut. Who wants to guess what movie I just watched? That's right, Sharknado. I love th... read
I almost passed out without posting this. Then I realized I hadn't wrote anything yet (way to go dingus) and here we are. Crap. Sooooooooooo, I'm tired. It's 1:30am here and I have to be up at 7 to take kids to school and go ... read