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Sunday Sidequests - Ginsberg Edition

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix... ...of Sunday Sidequests! Whoo!Yeah, that's really the only thing G...

 
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Superbowl Sunday Sidequests

[Editor's Note: Let it be known that I had this done on time. Due to technical problems I couldn't post it yesterday. Sorry.] Ah, Superbowl Sunday! For many, an awesome holiday in a sea of mediocre ones (Easter? Valentine's Day?...

 
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REmember RE 5?

I was never a huge fan of the Resident Evil games. Not until Resident Evil 4. I still remember, quite vividly, playing the game my first time. The first town, where you're supposed to get the shotgun, I remember it. Specifically, I reme...

 
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Sunday Sidequests - Infinitely better than CTZ edition

CTZ: "allalalala I do sunday sidequest!"Sheir: "...what now? Oh, right. Yeah, thanks for that. I had things to do, you know, women problems and the like."CTZ: "Wut is woman?"Sheir: "Oh, well, they're j...

 
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Sunday Sidequests - 1/14/07

It's Sunday, everyone, and you know what that means!No mail, football games, and Sunday Sidequests! And somethin' about Jesus, I'm sure!This week I have your regular dose of ball kicking badassery in a delicious, thick, frothy F...

 
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Weekend Destructainment: 7 videos that are mathematical and rhombus

CTZ is a total oxymoron.This weekend's Destructainment is being manned by yours truly, the ever-lovable Sheir. While CTZ is off doing some weird crap and being some kind of ninja manwhore, he politely asked me to cover for him, and so h...

 
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Monday Mind Teasers - 1/8/06

Fronz is a very busy man. He works for many a website, writes many an article, and makes me do many a favor for him while he's in Vegas playing with toys. One of those favors is this here Monday Mind Teasers; a bitch of an article, real...

 
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Sunday Sidequests- Free Brainjobs Edition

That's right, your mind is about to get blown.This morning--and by this morning, I surely mean this afternoon--I awoke with a slight ache of the head. I assume this is because my body is lacking water, and in a last-ditch effort, my bod...

 
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Sunday Sidequests - 12/31/06

So, here we are at Week Two of Sunday Sidequests! Last week, I gave you a taste of what was to come with this article, and now I'm back and ready to punch you in the face with my utter greatness.This week we have many a flash game. Your...

 
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New Weekly Article: Sunday Sidequests

Well, well, well. If it isn't a new weekly article with an awesome title (Ego +1). Here at Destructoid, we're all about promoting indie games, and since we're obviously in a position to bring attention to these games, I came up ...

 
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wiiBay idiot buys Best Buy receipt

More like WORST BUY AM I RITE!?!1I sure do love eBay. Not that I would ever buy anything from that God-forsaken land of scammers, high prices, and weird Asian shit, but seeing stupid people do stupid things really makes me feel good about m...

 
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Snoochie Boochies -- Jay and Silent Bob Sidescroller?

 Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that [video game]'s gonna make some huge bank. Jay: What buzz? Holden: The Internet buzz.Jay: What the f*ck is the Internet? Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used all over...

 
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As a child, I had the SEGA Genesis. My brother and sister took the NES and SNES for themselves (and later sold it. I will never forgive you, Ricky!), and as a spoiled little bastard I demanded that SEGA Genesis. That enchanti...   read

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Mastiff Games need a Web site designer

Remember La Pucelle Tactics? It was that type of game where I thought, "Damn, I should pick that up." Then, due to lack of funds, I forgot about it, and it faded into obscurity. That said, I'm glad the company has decided to m...

 
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Weekend Destructainment: 10 videos that make you want to punch CTZ.

While CTZ is off being Asian (or whatever the hell that ninja bastard is) I am here running Destructainment. Why? Well, because I'm stupid and I volunteered. Damn. In any case, hit the break for some videos that will make you giggle*.&n...

 
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Virtual Console gets 8 more games

You know the Virtual Console -- it's the dealbreaker. The thing you dream about. Your dirty little secret. Or something. Well, your guilty pleasure just get a little bit more pleasureful, with the addition of some new (old) games. A few ...

 
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Something more expensive than the PS3 -- The Wii

Yes, you read that correctly. I have just received an interesting e-mail from Gamestop, as I do on occasion. It informs me that I will, on Nov. 9, be able to pre-order a Wii Bundle from the Interwub. "B-b-but," I stumble, "I pre-ordered ...

 
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WTF? Blast Factor for the PS3

I don't know much about this game, but as I surfed along the interbutts to The Magic Box, a game known as Blast Factor piqued my interest. Mainly, the part about it being distributed on the now-nameless PS3 network. It also seems that th...

 
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The PS3 Sucks (And will come in third.)

The console wars are heated these days. Opinions fly about like... potatoes. Of the mashed variety. In a comical food fight. Every gaming site you visit, the fanboys and fangirls (let's keep this article PC to the max) jump onto their con...

 
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My Wii Pre-Order Story.

It's 6:30 AM, and my iPod is blasting "Yankee Bayonet," by the Decemberists as I bounce around the back of my bus on the way to school. Normally, my head would loll back and forth, fighting away my impending nap, but today? All smiles. ...

 
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E-Mail Confirmation - Pre Order that Wii!

You've heard the rumor that on Friday, the 13th of October, GameStop and EB Games will be accepting pre-orders for the hotly anticipated Nintendo Wii, right? Well, here's some e-mail confirmation. I'd write some more, but I need to go g...

 
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Spoil it for yourself -- FFXII's Opening Video

So, we all know Final Fantasy XII got leaked onto the interwub. But now, all you good samaritans who have not yet pirated FFXII can view the opening video for yourself. Don't thank me, though (well, thank me a little) thank Thegame4ever,...

 
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On Oct. 10, pre-order your PS3

Are you one of those select few filthy rich potential PS3 buyers? Then boy have I got news for you. According to an e-mail I just recieved from GameStop and EBGames, they will be accepting pre-orders starting Oct. 10 on a first-come, firs...

 
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Sheir's Big Blue Announcement - Contest + Contest Clue

Yes, you heard that correctly. I, of all people, have an announcement to make. It concerns me and you. All of you. And it's not a giant Man-on-Robot orgy. If you're into that type of shit, sorry man. The rest of you click the "View Story...

 
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Alice in Marioland - Gamer T Shirts FTW!

So, Threadless is one of my favorite T-shirt sites. Not only do they generally have kick-ass artwork, but I love how their designs are chosen by the community -- such an interesting concept. Anyway, that is why I bring to you Mario in Won...

 
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The Wii Calculator -- How much money will you need?

$346.77 That is the amount of money I will need come November 19th, according to the handy dandy Wii Calculator courtesy of N-Sider. It looks like I'm going to have to rob someone of their Wii, Virtual Console controller, and Metal Slug...

 
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ARRR! There be Gamarrr Haikus!

Arr, mateys! I come here to bring ye the funny! Over on Ye Olde Forum there be a fun little thread about some haikus for us gamarrrs! Arr, where be a pirate haiku thread? Make sure ye click yonder "View Story" button for some of Cap'n...

 
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ARRRRR these Wii Browser videos cool, or what?

It be Talk Like a Pirate Day and I be Sheir postin' about this here Wii. Arr, if me noble lookout hadn't spotted it atop me crow's nest, it may not have caught my eye! Eye! Singularr! ... I have one eye. Get it? Hobble on over to this h...

 
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The DS will continue to own your souls -- 30 DS titles between now and Christmas

You know, I'm quite the die-hard, often-pissed Nintendo fanboy we've all grown to love tolerate. Thus, you may find me on our wonderful forum (and yes, I do link the forum a lot) berrating Microsoft fanboys and defending my DS against th...

 
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Wii have got games, and another Wii pun.

Well, damn. It seems that Nintendo has given us a list of all the confirmed game titles that will launch before Spring 2007. Not many by Nintendo, but quite a bit of third party games. Noticably absent: Metal Slug Anthologies. I want tha...

 

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