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Sunday Sidequests - Ginsberg Edition


Feb 12
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix... ...of Sunday Sidequests! Whoo!Yeah, that's really t... read

Superbowl Sunday Sidequests


Feb 05
[Editor's Note: Let it be known that I had this done on time. Due to technical problems I couldn't post it yesterday. Sorry.] Ah, Superbowl Sunday! For many, an awesome holiday in a sea of mediocre ones (Easter? Valen... read

REmember RE 5?


Feb 03
I was never a huge fan of the Resident Evil games. Not until Resident Evil 4. I still remember, quite vividly, playing the game my first time. The first town, where you're supposed to get the shotgun, I remember it. Speci... read

Sunday Sidequests - Infinitely better than CTZ edition


Jan 28
CTZ: "allalalala I do sunday sidequest!"Sheir: "...what now? Oh, right. Yeah, thanks for that. I had things to do, you know, women problems and the like."CTZ: "Wut is woman?"Sheir: "Oh, well... read

Sunday Sidequests - 1/14/07


Jan 15
It's Sunday, everyone, and you know what that means!No mail, football games, and Sunday Sidequests! And somethin' about Jesus, I'm sure!This week I have your regular dose of ball kicking badassery in a delicious, ... read

Weekend Destructainment: 7 videos that are mathematical and rhombus


Jan 14
CTZ is a total oxymoron.This weekend's Destructainment is being manned by yours truly, the ever-lovable Sheir. While CTZ is off doing some weird crap and being some kind of ninja manwhore, he politely asked me to cover fo... read

Monday Mind Teasers - 1/8/06


Jan 08
Fronz is a very busy man. He works for many a website, writes many an article, and makes me do many a favor for him while he's in Vegas playing with toys. One of those favors is this here Monday Mind Teasers; a bitch of a... read

Sunday Sidequests- Free Brainjobs Edition


Jan 08
That's right, your mind is about to get blown.This morning--and by this morning, I surely mean this afternoon--I awoke with a slight ache of the head. I assume this is because my body is lacking water, and in a last-ditch... read

Sunday Sidequests - 12/31/06


Dec 31
So, here we are at Week Two of Sunday Sidequests! Last week, I gave you a taste of what was to come with this article, and now I'm back and ready to punch you in the face with my utter greatness.This week we have many a f... read

New Weekly Article: Sunday Sidequests


Dec 24
Well, well, well. If it isn't a new weekly article with an awesome title (Ego +1). Here at Destructoid, we're all about promoting indie games, and since we're obviously in a position to bring attention to these ga... read

wiiBay idiot buys Best Buy receipt


Dec 16
More like WORST BUY AM I RITE!?!1I sure do love eBay. Not that I would ever buy anything from that God-forsaken land of scammers, high prices, and weird Asian shit, but seeing stupid people do stupid things really makes me fe... read

Snoochie Boochies -- Jay and Silent Bob Sidescroller?


Dec 14
 Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that [video game]'s gonna make some huge bank. Jay: What buzz? Holden: The Internet buzz.Jay: What the f*ck is the Internet? Holden: The Internet is a communication too... read

As a child, I had the SEGA Genesis. My brother and sister took the NES and SNES for themselves (and later sold it. I will never forgive you, Ricky!), and as a spoiled little bastard I demanded that SEGA Genesis. That enchanti... read feature

Mastiff Games need a Web site designer


Nov 16
Remember La Pucelle Tactics? It was that type of game where I thought, "Damn, I should pick that up." Then, due to lack of funds, I forgot about it, and it faded into obscurity. That said, I'm glad the company h... read

Weekend Destructainment: 10 videos that make you want to punch CTZ.


Nov 11
While CTZ is off being Asian (or whatever the hell that ninja bastard is) I am here running Destructainment. Why? Well, because I'm stupid and I volunteered. Damn. In any case, hit the break for some videos that will make... read

Virtual Console gets 8 more games


Nov 07
You know the Virtual Console -- it's the dealbreaker. The thing you dream about. Your dirty little secret. Or something. Well, your guilty pleasure just get a little bit more pleasureful, with the addition of some new (old... read

Something more expensive than the PS3 -- The Wii


Nov 07
Yes, you read that correctly. I have just received an interesting e-mail from Gamestop, as I do on occasion. It informs me that I will, on Nov. 9, be able to pre-order a Wii Bundle from the Interwub. "B-b-but," I stumble, ... read

WTF? Blast Factor for the PS3


Oct 22
I don't know much about this game, but as I surfed along the interbutts to The Magic Box, a game known as Blast Factor piqued my interest. Mainly, the part about it being distributed on the now-nameless PS3 network. It als... read

The PS3 Sucks (And will come in third.)


Oct 18
The console wars are heated these days. Opinions fly about like... potatoes. Of the mashed variety. In a comical food fight. Every gaming site you visit, the fanboys and fangirls (let's keep this article PC to the max) jump... read

My Wii Pre-Order Story.


Oct 13
It's 6:30 AM, and my iPod is blasting "Yankee Bayonet," by the Decemberists as I bounce around the back of my bus on the way to school. Normally, my head would loll back and forth, fighting away my impending nap, but today?... read

E-Mail Confirmation - Pre Order that Wii!


Oct 12
You've heard the rumor that on Friday, the 13th of October, GameStop and EB Games will be accepting pre-orders for the hotly anticipated Nintendo Wii, right? Well, here's some e-mail confirmation. I'd write some more, but I need to go get in line... read

Spoil it for yourself -- FFXII's Opening Video


Oct 09
So, we all know Final Fantasy XII got leaked onto the interwub. But now, all you good samaritans who have not yet pirated FFXII can view the opening video for yourself. Don't thank me, though (well, thank me a little) than... read

On Oct. 10, pre-order your PS3


Oct 09
Are you one of those select few filthy rich potential PS3 buyers? Then boy have I got news for you. According to an e-mail I just recieved from GameStop and EBGames, they will be accepting pre-orders starting Oct. 10 on a f... read

Sheir's Big Blue Announcement - Contest + Contest Clue


Oct 06
Yes, you heard that correctly. I, of all people, have an announcement to make. It concerns me and you. All of you. And it's not a giant Man-on-Robot orgy. If you're into that type of shit, sorry man. The rest of you click ... read

Alice in Marioland - Gamer T Shirts FTW!


Oct 05
So, Threadless is one of my favorite T-shirt sites. Not only do they generally have kick-ass artwork, but I love how their designs are chosen by the community -- such an interesting concept. Anyway, that is why I bring to you Mario in Wonderland, a piece that those of us familiar with Mario and Alice in Wonderland will surely appreciate. Come on, what do you say? Show some gamer love and vote. read

The Wii Calculator -- How much money will you need?


Sep 21
$346.77 That is the amount of money I will need come November 19th, according to the handy dandy Wii Calculator courtesy of N-Sider. It looks like I'm going to have to rob someone of their Wii, Virtual Console controller, and Metal Slug Anthologies game. On that note, what's your total cost for all the Wii stuff you want? read

ARRR! There be Gamarrr Haikus!


Sep 19
Arr, mateys! I come here to bring ye the funny! Over on Ye Olde Forum there be a fun little thread about some haikus for us gamarrrs! Arr, where be a pirate haiku thread? Make sure ye click yonder "View Story" button fo... read

ARRRRR these Wii Browser videos cool, or what?


Sep 19
It be Talk Like a Pirate Day and I be Sheir postin' about this here Wii. Arr, if me noble lookout hadn't spotted it atop me crow's nest, it may not have caught my eye! Eye! Singularr! ... I have one eye. Get it? Hobble on over to this here German website and feast your eye upon the Wii BrowsARRRRRR! read

The DS will continue to own your souls -- 30 DS titles between now and Christmas


Sep 18
You know, I'm quite the die-hard, often-pissed Nintendo fanboy we've all grown to love tolerate. Thus, you may find me on our wonderful forum (and yes, I do link the forum a lot) berrating Microsoft fanboys and defending m... read

Wii have got games, and another Wii pun.


Sep 17
Well, damn. It seems that Nintendo has given us a list of all the confirmed game titles that will launch before Spring 2007. Not many by Nintendo, but quite a bit of third party games. Noticably absent: Metal Slug Antholog... read

JOYGASM! Wii games from developer of Final Fantasy Tactics/XII


Sep 17
Yes, you read that right. Yasumi Matsuno, the developer of great games such as Final Fantasy Tactics and Vagrant Story (and half of Final Fantasy XII), wants to develop new games for the Wii. While Nintendo was busy annou... read

Noob Toob -- Some nerds that can talk!


Sep 16
I don't often listen to podcasts (I'm more into watching them -- Diggnation for the win!) but "Noob Toob" has recently come to my attention via our badass, superfly TNT forum. And let me tell you, these guys can talk. My ... read






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