YTMND Thursday: Kerrigan is a whore, edition

This week, the number 1 YTMND is called Epic Mount. It’s gone now, but it had to do with this girl in New York. She needed five thousand gold so she could buy a mount. Did she work hard to earn the money in the game? No. She put up an ad on Craigslist that she’d bang whoever gave her the gold. 

• Dial up kills Mario.
• Luckly, Mario got BROADBAND!
• Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me Princess.
• Al Pacino: Ace Attorney.
• AAAARRRRRUUUUUGGGGHHHH!
• Scorpin’s new fatality.
• K.K. Slider singing one of his songs. It’s just him singing. Nothing weird about it, unless you consider K.K. Slider to be scary, like me.
• The Leeroy Jenkins techno song.
• STARCRAFT SEX! (Probably NSFW audio)
• OMG! The Triforce is in Starcraft?

Random Man Now Dog: Arnold’s got hoes, in different area codes.