Your humble webmaster intends to cause a severe ruckus on Destructoid's pristine code over the course of the next five hours, defiling the home page and our community blogs in a variety of ghastly ways. There's no staging server, folks. We're all friends here. You can see my dirty socks. That said, please pardon my dust -- I'm a graphic designer and not a programmer, so what I'm about to do should result in all kinds of random crap on your screens. If you'd like to see me figure out where stuff goes and what it does go make some popcorn and snuggle up against that refresh button. I figure I will pass out at around 2am EST so the raping shall cease at some point. Enjoy!
Update: Taking a nap; will resume breaking the site tomorrow. I swear that sidebar will be useful and look beautiful one day!