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You got your anime boobs in my PSP: Eloquent Fist brings the seedy

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Published: Jun 11, 2008 04:21 pm

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Well … this is nice.

The above is a trailer for the PSP title Ikkitousen: Eloquent Fist, and provides more evidence as to why the PSP must be selling so well in Japan, as its full title may as well be Eloquent Fisting of Schoolgirls.  

The gameplay actually looks cool, like an old-school sidescrolling beat ’em up, which happens to be one of my favorite types of games. Still, I’m not sure how much like an almighty pervert I’d feel if I dared to be seen playing this big boob festival on the bus.

God, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Moar: Reader Covah is telling me that this game (and the anime it’s based on) is — somehow — inspired by my favorite book of all time, Romance of the Three Kingdoms. I think my brain is going to explode in the comprehension of this new information, but now I kind of have to check it out to see how they managed to turn a 2000-year-old historical novel into a series of high school molestations.

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