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You are so not ready for the Destructoid Theme Song - download the mp3

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When I received the first cut of The Destructoid Theme Song from Jonathan "GameJew" Mann, ingenious creator of the music behind the X-Play musical and The Mario Opera, I had no idea what to expect. Then I creamed my pants.

Download Hey, Mr. Destructoid.mp3

New! Jason's Opera Accapela Also Cocks version  

Now here's the fun part -- we need your help! Jonathan would like to mix in some additional voices in the singalong part after 1:20. Record yourself (use headphones and isolate your audio track) and send your submissions to [email protected]. Lyrics and chords after the jump:

Hey, Mr. Destructoid
by Jonathan Mann

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Mr. Destructoid

Get your claws offa my lady, now

She's got video games all around her tits

But she's mine, she's mine

I posted her pictures
And you whipped out your robot cock
And I wonder if you're shootin' all your nuts and bolts tonight
But she's mine, yeah she's mine

Destructoid, Mr. Destructoid
You're not owned by Fox or AOL and I like that about you
Mr. Destructoid, Mr. Destructoid
You took on the big boys and you came out on top

So I say:

Hey, Hey, Mr. Destructoid


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I've been writing about video games on Destructoid for almost 12 years. It would be insane to stop now. I do a lot of stuff behind the scenes here, but mostly my job is to keep Destructoid wei... more + disclosures


 



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