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Although Destructoid's Community Games challenge is for developers to tell us what we should review, a few titles on the service tempt me to "go rogue" and review them anyway. One of them is Rumble Massage, which Wilbo told me about this morning. 

It's supposed to use the controller as a massage device for those who have spent too long playing games and getting stiff. Talking of getting stiff, there is only one reason this game could have been invented, and I don't believe it's any of the advertised justifications. 

For only 200 points, this filthy helpful little piece of smut software could be yours! Now excuse me while I hope the developer meets our challenge. I need the excuse when my wife walks in on my "playing" it.

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