[Update: Contest closed! Winner is MeowShark!]
Destructoid is sponsored in part this week by spam musubi (Dale is in Hawaii with his wife celebrating his anniversary, congratulations!) and Ghost Recon: Future Soldier. If I may paraphrase the description on the box ... this is a game where ... you kill bad guys ... in exotic places ... with cool guns. I think that about sums it up. Luckily, I'm not writing the review.
You can win a copy right now by posting photos or animated gifs of Jean Claude Van Damme in the comments below, one photo per comment, and you may enter as many times as you like. International readers will get the cash value of the game instead of having us deal with customs/shipping.
The game is out on May 22, and a winner will be selected at random on Thursday. Good luck!