Wii have an accidental wifebeater


Nevermind broken windows and TV's, take a look at this latest Wii injury! Her name is Liz, and her boyfriend sent in the gory details to WiiHaveAProblem:

The day our Wii arrived also happened to be when my work was holding our Christmas party. Not being one to forego free booze, off I went leaving the girlie to play to her hearts content.

After guzzling a copious amount of 'wife beater' (Stella Artois) - I returned home to find the girlie in mid battle with a Zelda 'Boss'. In my inebriated state, it was instinctual to become her knight in shining armour. I proceeded to take the controllers off her and fight the beast myself.

Unfortunately, my courage was far greater then my skill. Having taken a good kicking, Liz then tried to intervene with disastrous results. She approached me from the side, appearing from my blind spot, whilst I was performing a slashing movement. I hit her with full force right in her eye!

I truly thought I'd blinded her and was almost about to call an abulance but then her pain died down. You can see the results of the accident in the attached photo...

I'm lucky that Liz is a good sport, but it did cost me, Liz has first dibs on the Wii... a small price to pay - I guess :( -Jim

What a cool chick. Had she been raised in Miami, the second part of the story would be about the surgical removal of the Wiimote from Jim's ass. You know you've got a great woman when she can smile for a photo after being knocked in the face with some cold hard Nintendo plastic. She's a keeper.

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