A startling trip to eBay
I'm fond of those special "I made this" Xbox One consoles and controllers that Microsoft employees have been showing off, I'll admit it. But to think that someone is out there paying several hundred dollars for a white gamepad is breaking my perception of reality.
Who are you people, and what do you even do with one of these things once you get it? Keep it in mint condition? Play games with it? I can only imagine how dirty it'd get from regular use.