Weekend Destructainment: A very Street Fighter themed edition

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Where do I even begin to describe the worst (arguably the worst; hit the jump for the Chinese Street Fighter where the fighters are future cops and the travel back in time) Street Fighter live action video ever? Do I start off by talking about the nearly 4 minute opening credit sequence? Do I need to even mention the horrible “special effects” and horrible costumes and make up? How about the random fifteen seconds of the only scene with Chun Li where she’s just crying? Don’t even get me staaarrted on how the good guys are bad guys now and the bad guys are good guys. Thank you Kotaku for making me vomit a little. 

Weekend Destructainment is a little different this week. Thanks partly to Dick McVengeance. This message goes out to him:

How dare you think you can make Weekend Destructainment into some Weekend Japanatainment. When you sent in that “tip” of all of those Street Fighter videos at some weirdo Japanese site and suggested I should make some kind of themed Destructainment, I was insulted. I know exactly what you meant. You were insulting me for not having specific themes like how God Len always does it on Japanator. Listen dick, don’t ever tell me how to run my show.

I’m Mr. Nerdcore! I got the most popular story on the site ever. IT DOES BETTER TRAFFIC THAN JAPANATOR DOES ON A DAILY BASIS!

Actually, I think I might be pointing the finger at the wrong guy. DMV wouldn’t turn his back on Destructoid like this. This is God Lens evil plan. He’s always biting my style since he started on Japanator. He’s probably still hurt when I made fun of One Piece. Well the jokes on you, you pirate hooker! I’m going to make this weeks ‘tainment a themed one and it’s going to blow your Japanatainments out of the water.

B***h.

A singer dressed up like Chun Li. This is actually good once you realize that the main beat of the song is from Chun Li’s stage. The random Chun Li sound effects are a nice touch too. Spotted on Omomani.

It’s the fight scene between Guile and Bison from the live action Street Fighter movie. That’s funny enough on its own, but this also has some weird Mexican techno music dubbed over it. Meng.  

Everything becomes 9,000 times funnier when you dub over Street Fighter sound effects and music! I have no idea where to even start to look for the original, but the video is basically about a kid trying to cross over a stream on a branch. Thankfully, another kid wants to be a dick and grabs the branch and starts f**king with the other kid. The results are golden. 

Mega Super Street Fighter 7. Another live action Street Fighter fight … wow, this is really well done. The editing is great. 

The best scene from the Street Fighter Animated Movie. Vega Vs Chun Li.

Scorpion & Sub-Zero Vs Ryu & Ken. Done with action figures! MUGEN, eat your heart out.

The entire first episode of the Street Fighter animated TV show. Eh, why not? 
You all thought the American Street Fighter movie was bad? Well check out this synopsis for the Hong Kong version:
Future Cops. Street Fighter characters living in 2050, working as “future cops”, have to go back to 1993 and go undercover at a school in order to protect a student – who is of importance in the future. However, other Street Fighter characters also go back with the intent to kill this student.

The first couple of minutes of the Hong Kong Street Fighter


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