Want amiibo, but hate decisions? Get them sent to you at random

Or you like surprises, I guess!

I know what you’re thinking: “I want to buy this product because I believe so strongly in the exchange of goods and services for currency, and I need to support this international corporation in ways I would never support the smelly, homeless bum by the metro because I love it, but I don’t know which I should buy first. I don’t want it sent to me more timely or specific. I just want to rid myself of this money I earn, underpaid as I am.” 

Well, good news!! Nintendo has teamed up with Loot Crate, that place what sends you assorted crates of loot. You can sign up to received amiibo crates and you’ll get ten pre-selected amiibo (“including Mario, Pikachu, Donkey Kong, Fox and Yoshi”) sent to your door in three random shipment groups over the “holiday season,” which, really folks, could be years from now given there are always holidays, am I right?  

Maybe Mario will come in the first shipment. Maybe Mario won’t come until the third shipment. This is just a creative and wacky way to buy your toys and have them come a little late to use with your midnight Smash Bros. pick up. 

Steven Hansen