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Meeting in the Square-Enix Boardroom, 1 pm

Japanese guy in suit: So, we need to launch some new product for the holidays. We don't have any major titles launching so we need a way to rake in money.

Japanese guy with spiky hair: We could make some new Cloud figures.

Japanese guy with earring: There's only so many times you can remake the same product and expect people to buy it. (entire boardroom snorts with laughter)

Japanese guy with one leg: I think incorporating something new into one of our popular characters might be a successful tactic.

Japanese guy in suit: What did you have in mind?

Japanese guy that sleeps in a cot in his office regularly: The chocobos are always popular.

Japanese guy with a RealDoll surgically implanted onto his groin: We could dress them like popular Final Fantasy characters.

Japanese secretary refilling the coffee: (drops pot and begins jumping up and down) KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Japanese guy with one leg: That's it.  

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