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When Mario motions his arm forward in Super Mario World and Yoshi's tongue unfurls, Mario is not pointing to where Yoshi should lick. He is punching him in the god damn head, according to Nintendo. Fans have tried to take a c...   read
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PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is fun as shit, but when you've got 10 million sales and 1 million concurrent players, it's also big money, and bound to pick up some obsessives. Like the kind of player who drops more than a fuc...   read
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  Watch Video Hot off a $6.3 million Kickstarter campaign [squints] two and a half years ago, Shenmue 3 characters can now move their faces, as evidenced in the update above. Facial animations were actually implemented three months back, ...   read

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  Watch Video Capcom is fixing up former Xbox One exclusive Dead Rising 4 with an update of fan-requested changes timed to coincide with the release of the definitive Dead Rising 4: Frank's Big Package for PS4. AI tweaks, new enemies, and...   read

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"Hanamura Showdown" by Josan Gonzalez and Laurie Greasley just went up for pre-sale Ana Hero Complex Galaxy. The roughly two feet by three feet Genji-nius print is up for pre-sale through October 11 and will run you $75 a pop...   read

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Volition (Saints Row, Agents of Mayhem) has laid off over 30 people, including general manager Dan Cermak, Kotaku reports. That's about 15% of its roughly 200-person staff and comes on the heels of Agents of Mayhem's August r...   read

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  Watch Video Say hello to Father Theodore -- Ted to his friends, the flamethrower-wielding souls he's ensnared to do his bidding. Ted is a bad guy so you probably should not let him get to Lily, the little girl Sebastian is trying to save in The Evil Within 2, before you. Only a few weeks to go before The Evil Within 2's Friday the 13th October release. Catch up with 30 minutes of uncut gameplay if need be.   read

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Microsoft was reportedly working on a touch screen watch back around the same time Apple was, though only one would go on to con people out of hundreds-to-thousands of dollars for a useless piece of tech that made you look li...   read
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  Watch Video While everyone I know is embroiled in an unfinished, Link-laden The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild run, all the True Gamers that have already finished BotW finally have a reason to return: you can play as Waluigi. Unles...   read

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  Watch Video A handful of teams (Browns, Titans, Bengals, Ravens) have a formation that the AI in Madden 18 can't stop. It's called Gun Monster, and it sends the two exterior offensive linemen out wide. And while you'd think a running pl...   read

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  Watch Video Can you believe that earlier today I had no idea there was a video game in development based on the Showtime documentary series from that guy who got really fat and almost died off McDonalds back in the day, and now I know t...   read

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  Watch Video I know what you're thinking: all Pokemon games are for babies. And you're right! But the Pokemon Playhouse Android and iPhone app is straight billing itself as the, "first-ever official digital Pokémon experience for ...   read

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  Watch Video You've seen the trailer. You've read Jordan's tepid preview. Now you can watch over a half hour of pure, uncut The Evil Within 2 footage for yourself. It's the classic third step before step four, buying the game and never playing it and playing Dota or some shit instead. Awoo! It looks very pretty on a technical level, but should be letterboxed.   read

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  Watch Video Nintendo is about to host a 45-minute long live broadcast "mainly focused on what's headed to Nintendo Switch and Nintendo 3DS over the next few months, including new details about Super Mario Odyssey." If you are interested...   read

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The Podtoid Boys are back from PAX (minus Ray, fired for his refusal to drive cross-country to join us in Seattle) woo doggie, the stories we have to tell. Drugs, sex, violence, broken sinks, stanky nerds. Speaking of angels,...   read

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Hunting Yankee is a new game out of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea that's sure to rankle US nationalists just three weeks after president Donald Trump threatened the DPRK with "fire and fury like the world has neve...   read

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  Watch Video Sometimes, players unknown will try to game the system in PUBG, queuing up at the same moment to get into the same game (or doing so with unknowing streamers and using their stream to get a tactical advantage in hunting them...   read

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  Watch Video The best human Dragon Ball Z character looks slated to make an appearance in the upcoming Arc System Works joint, Dragon Ball FighterZ. Back in June, Yamcha's Japanese voice actor, Tōru Furuya, tweeted about being tired ...   read

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  Watch Video The latest rare Pokemon -- technically a "mythical" monster, even rarer than a "legendary" -- Marshadow was announced in April, but trainers will finally grab hold of the Ghost/Fighting blob to fill the very last slot in thei...   read

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Crackdown 3, once expected in 2016, and more recently expected on November 7 in lockstep with the new Xbox One X console, is now coming in "spring 2018." Microsoft originally announced a new Crackdown at E3 2014. Microsoft St...   read

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  Watch Video Remember the anti-climax of Android 16's attempted self-martyrdom and subsequent casual beheading? Well, you can get the run back in Dragon Ball FighterZ. The big guy has a self-destruct move that leaves him with a sliver of...   read

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  Watch Video I probably played dozens of hours of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds before I realized there's an underground bunker in the lobby. For whatever reason (it's not my stupidly expensive fast internet or high-end graphics card!), I...   read

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I know The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim isn't exactly a "hot" "new" "game," but much to the chagrin of a commenter back in 2011 (and likely compounded in the years since), I haven't played Skyrim yet. Thus is exists to me as "new"...   read

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  Watch Video Mario's arms are pinned back like an airplane, anime-style, as he runs around the Ancient Gardens that surround Peach's castle. In front of him is a Roomba-like disc floating friction-less like a hockey puck. Occasionally it ...   read
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Hello comrades. Hopefully you've already listened to the latest show, Podtoid 376: Ugly Baby Poo Colored Balls, where we filled the video games hole in our life that is the month of July with talk of ugly baby beer, the tenni...   read

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  Watch Video Hopefully you are already following my quest to eat Brett out of house and home by making him spend a maximum of $3 per day in Rocket League microtransactions. The first video is up here. We went 2-1. How did we do this time...   read

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Wolfenstein II is looking good. Good enough to pre-order? Well, if you do, you'll get "The Freedom Chronicles: Episode Zero" DLC, which "introduces you to Joseph Stallion, Jessica Valiant and Gerald Wilkins as they fight for ...   read
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  Watch Video I slept on Wolfenstein: The New Order. There were assurances from friends it was the best shooter of the year. That it was better than whatever came to mind when you thought about someone dragging the classic series back, a...   read

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  Watch Video Jordan, Brett, Ray and I have been having a blast with the unwieldy-named 100-person battle royale PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. We want to share that blast with you. Please join us, The D-Team, in our quest to win, win a c...   read

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  Watch Video The above "PlayerUnknown" is the eponymous creator of recent-Early-Access-hit PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, Brendan Greene. He does not countenance joking off, especially when it comes to killing your teammates in his game,...   read

 

About Steven Hansenone of us since 6:26 PM on 05.08.2011

Steven watches anime & sports, buys meat out of trucks, dates a Muppet, and is only good at cooking. He stands before you bereft of solace and well on the road to perdition. ('^ω^)
 
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