Not that you're bad, these guys are just really good
Let's face it -- you're not a trained parkour expert. (Apologies if you are!) But, if you're attending San Diego Comic-Con next week, Ubisoft's giving you the opportunity to pretend like you know what you're doing when it comes to climbing, jumping, and diving with the Assassin's Creed Experience.
This video outlines the finer points of your potential route to a sprained ankle. Also, there's an ominous guillotine sitting there that nobody seems to want to talk about. Decapitation is, like, the ultimate sprained ankle.