Wow, I really don't like the American offerings any more at all now
Just look at this awesome shirt that members of the Japanese Club Nintendo are getting. Meanwhile, I'm stuck wishing I had enough coins for the things I wanted. It's available today for those lucky enough to live in Japan for 600 poins, but it's available for 500 if you happen to register Mario Kart 8. Just look how stylish it is. Stylin' and profilin'. I'm jealous.
Oh, and I don't recommend moseying off to go look at the other Club Nintendo rewards on the Japanese site. You're just going to make yourself sad.
Mario Kart 8 T-shirt [NintendoTweet]