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There once was a man named Chuck...

2006-12-23 19:49:00  ยท  Colette Bennett
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This morning a Dtoid reader pointed out to us that while resplendent with amazing features, the site was missing an essential display of artistic ability -- the game related limerick. Here was his offering:

I'll tell you the story of shop-owner Nick,
Whose hardware department was very big.
During all penetrations
He called girls his "PlayStations"
Before putting inside them his Memorable Stick.

Well.....I get the gist. After all, the key to a good limerick is that is makes you laugh, right? It seemed to me that while game related limericks were good, it was even more in the spirit of things to involve our staff. Here is my contribution, to get us started:

There once was a boy named Rob
Who seemed to be a bit of a snob.
"Nintendo is gay,"
he often would say
and he caused all the fanboys to sob.
 
Bring em on, readers.




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