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The Princess is a cockteasing b*tch: the shirt!

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You read the evidence. You saw the wallpaper.  Now get the shirt.

That's right, ladies and gents (mostly gents, I assume, who aren't Chad Concelmo); you too can now own a piece of Destructoid history with our "The Princess is a Cockteasing B*tch" shirt, made courtesy of SplitReason. Here are the specs:

  • - American Apparel (not made by little Taiwanese kids in sweatshops)
  • - 100% cotton (doesn't feel like cardboard)
  • - 10.2 ounce crewneck T (better than 10.0 ounces)
  • - Double needle cover seamed neck, taped neck and shoulders, double needle sleeve and bottom. (No idea what this means)
  • - Pre-shrunk (Pre-shrunk) 
  • It's time to show your support in the fight against fascist, blonde cockblockery. These swank babies cost only $14.95, and a portion of the proceeds go toward 3rot1cn3rd and myself. So, in other words, buy one or two. Or a dozen. Several dozen.

    If you need to see what they look like on a human (sort of), check out the attached picture, Photoshopped by Mr. Niero himself. Still, though, you shouldn't have to be convinced that this shirt will, in fact, look good on you, and will get you laid.

     


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    Anthony Burch
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