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The past week in gaming news: Jonathan Blow drowns the world in his piss

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Also included: Kirby's penis

Another week, another wave of gaming news that’s almost impossible to keep up with!

Last week we had dog poo, this week we have Jonathan Blow’s wee. I kind of hope that bodily waste doesn’t become a running trend in these lists, or else next week we might have Shigeru Miyamoto’s… uh…

You know what? Let’s just get on with the roundup.

The moral of the lesson for the last week is simple: filling up an industrial container with your own urine might be impressive to you, but to the rest of us it’s just gross. I also now want a nice, cold glass of delicious apple juice.

What were your biggest bits of news from last week?


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Destructoid's former Hardware Editor. Has a, quite frankly, disturbingly large collection of Monsters Inc. merchandise that nobody ever seems to ask him about. Still, he's mostly harmless. --- ... more + disclosures


 



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