[I'm finding some hilarious, cringeworthy stuff in our archives from when Destructoid was a fledging nerdy Wordpress blog. Here's a classic from 2007 just so I can test our gallery software. Enjoy it at your own risk, NSFW! -Niero]
A while back, one of our very own, Wilbo posted his version of the console bikini in and there was much puking. But, at the same time he started something special. The ladies and gay men of Dtoid realized that we had suffered long enough through the constant posting of the Girls of Nerdcore and that it was now our turn to see some hot Nerdcore action from the men.
I've dug deep into the bowels of the Internet looking for men willing to put their naked bodies and video game items on display for us and found that men just don't wanna take their clothes off in the name of video games easily. Sure I found a few pictures of hunk gamer guys, but not a lot, so here's the deal:
Destructoid wants your sexy Nerdcore poses! Guys, send us your sexiest Nerdcore pose, i.e. naked or in your boxer shorts with your favorite video game stuff, and we'll pick the best ones to feature on Destructoid. The best and most creative pose will win an official Girls of Nerdcore calendar #134 of 2,500, created by Cherie Roberts and a $50 gift card for EB Games.
Analog Pidgin is the one offering up his Nerdcore calendar for the prize, so each photo will be judged by Pidgin, the king of nerdcore, CybernetictigerZ, Nagiko and me. That will make two guys and two girls to even out the opinions.
Send your pictures to [email protected] and make sure you include your Dtoid name.Wilbo, you can enter again with new pictures.
Now hit the jump for the Men of Nerdcore.
Note: Not safe for work.
[Update: Contest will end January 19th, 2007 at midnight EST.]
The picture that started it all. Dtoid's own Wilbo shows that men can be sexy in Dead Rising cases too.
Wilbo shows off his video game collection.
Imagine those Nintendo games could be on eBay right now.
Our last nerdcore model, Billy, wanted to show off how much he loves playing with his Wiimote. Billy was found at GayGamer.net.
Billy needs to show off that pretty face of his.
Billy takes us in for a closer look of his glowing Wiimote.
I most cases I'd say boxers are for men and briefs for boys, but I'll make an exception in Billy's case.