In the United Kingdom, Her Majesty the Queen broadcasts her traditional Christmas speech across the nation, usually rattling off a list of banal statements in a completely disaffected voice. The games industry needs its own British Queen, and since nobody else is going to wear the mantle, it may as well be me.
So here's a festive Jimquisition for you with a banal and worthless festive message. Enjoy, and Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and have a wonderful St. Sniffin's Day. Love you.