The important life lessons Left 4 Dead teaches you

I have been planning out my zombie apocalypse strategy since I was in 8th grade. I have all my plans written out, know exactly where to go when the sh*t hits the fan and am confident that I will survive the coming apocalypse. 

Even though I know I am ready for the downfall of humanity, I still play lots of zombie games just to stay on my toes. Other than teaching you to stay with a group, Left 4 Dead does a horrible job at teaching you defend yourself against zombies.  As golden-silver mocked on his deviantART, the things Left 4 Dead shows you just wouldn’t work in real life. I know because I’m a Zombologist. 

And if I’m reading golden-silver’s guide correctly, then that means Jim Sterling is going to become the Boomer, Brad Nicholson will be the Tank, Dyson will become the Smoker, Niero turns into a Hunter and Chad Concelmo will become a Witch.

Check out the longcat-like image in the gallery below. 

[Via SilverDragon1979’s C Blog]