While Dominic Santiago has spent three games slaughtering the Locust, grieving over his wife and exchanging longing glances with Marcus Fenix, he's got it easy compared to his voice actor, Carlos Ferro. Kids today don't care about Gears of War 3, they care about romantic comedies. Hulking space marines with giant chainsaw guns are the furthest thing from their mind. A lancer is definitely something you would want to bring to a hospital, though. You never know when a sick person might try to touch you.
Gears of War 3: Careful What You Wish For [Funny or Die]