The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Review – Coming Soon

Thursday, November 10, 8:01 AM Eastern. 

Is Bethesda’s hotly anticipated RPG everything gamers have hoped for and more? Is it a case of Dovahkiin or Doo-Doo Skin? Dragonborn or Drag Queen Porn? Skyrim or … or … A Fly’s Jism? Or something like that. 

Who knows?

Well, I know, but I’m not telling. At least not until tomorrow morning. 

Now if you’ll excuse me, some of the Jarl’s men came passing through and they left this bounty. There’s some dragon asshole on a mountain that I’ve got to kill. See you later!

Edit: As well as our official written review, The Destructoid Show will have its own assessment for your viewing pleasure. GET THE HYPE in the following video …

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