Happy Friday, everyone! In addition to being my all-time favorite day of the week, today also happens to be Rhythm Heaven Fever dance party day, which is a holiday I just made up in order to justify playing Rhythm Heaven Fever on the show today. GET EXCITED!
Before that happens, though, we've got some important news to cover. First up, EA is kicking off their dumbest viral marketing campaign yet for Mass Effect 3, while the PS Vita is disappointing more and more customers each day. Meanwhile, Max Payne 3 has a new trailer and a mobile reboot of the first game coming soon, while Max gives us his preview of the new Square Enix game about Sleeping Dogs or something.