I would gladly eat anything called Biohazard if it was handed to me. I don’t care if it makes my skin get all itchy and causes me to have an appetite for brains.
Resident Evil 5 is still scary, Chad thugs out with the new 50 Cent game, there is now a Portal bar, even more holiday cards are sent to us, and plenty more happened on 12/22/08.
Monday Regulars:
Wii Shop releases: Tiki Towers, Fun! Fun! Minigolf, Phantasy Star IV
Podtoid’s special, completely holiday-unrelated episode records tonight
New releases this week: Nothing good
Scraps: The hammer is my penis
Monday Mind Teasers: Bermuda Triangle
Originals:
Resident Evil 5: Still scary for a nine-year-old
Reviews:
Totem
Dr. Awesome, Microsurgeon M.D. (iPhone)
Previews:
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
News:
Champions Online dropped by Take-Two
Downloadable fireplace is available because of XNA, thanks Microsoft
Gizmondo 2 pushed back to 2009, only delaying the inevitable
Voice chat is returning to Sony’s Home today
Crystal Chronicles gets its own limited edition DSi
New podcasts coming to MGS 4 in January, everyone act excited
November NPD: Santa is bringing games for Christmas
Tomb Raider: Underworld gets free clothes while slow news day remains slow
RE5 producer does not think that PS3 development is ‘too tough’
It’s been a good year for Xbox LIVE Arcade
Xbox 360 = Tupperware parties?
Sony nabs some exclusive SmackDown costumes, downloadable characters announced
Braid PC pegged for early 2009
Offbeat:
Labeling food as ‘Biohazard’ might not be the best promotional idea
Enjoy a little holiday spirit with 8-Bit Jesus
The drink is a lie: Portal, the bar!
Galleries:
New screens for Batman: Arkham Asylum are dark
Phone cam pics of a new prototype GameStop store
Blurry new Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Athena screens mean they’re action packed
Macintosh version of City of Heroes coming this January
Black & White 2 Macintosh port to be released January 6
Holiday cards: High Voltage sends a wee Mr. Ford from The Conduit
2K knows just how to ring my bell this Christmas season
Videos:
Late Night Lulz: The Mega Man 2 and Tetris theme songs get lyrics
Chronicles of Inotia trailer has a spikey-haired gent slashing things
Commander: Mysterious viral video points to upcoming Wii title
Check out the ways you can design your Sims before making them miserable
