The Daily Hotness: Teammates for life

Every time I have seen anything about this Halo wedding, it’s made me think of the Arby n Chief episode where the Arby and Chief destroy a couple’s wedding. Shame there weren’t any Fusion Coils at the real Halo wedding … 

Colette gives some pro tips to videogame bosses, the Shark has entered into the Destructoid Comic, Conrad loves to hurt himself, Megan Fox is hot, Matt Hazard may end up being really good, and plenty more happened on 01/27/09. 

Destructoid Originals:
Teammates for life: Destructoid presents the Halo Wedding
Podtoid 84: Bulletproof Lightbulbs
The Videogame Bosses’ Guide to Success
The Podcastle records tomorrow: Things will be said and done
The Destructoid Comic: Enter … THE SHARK!

Community:
C Blogs of 01/27/09
Playing With Others: Phantasy Star offline

Reviews:
Fallout 3 Operation: Anchorage DLC
Calvin Tucker’s Redneck Jamboree
Mahjong Tales: Ancient Wisdom
Weapon of Choice

News:
Guitar Hero World Tour’s February DLC: Acoustic pack, Wings, Bob Seger
Alan Wake might be interesting one day, but not today, says Remedy
The Maw getting ‘deleted scenes’ downloadable content
New PSN stats show Call of Duty 4 is still the king
Hit the alps in Team6’s new racer for the Wii, Glacier2
Wii Fit Body Check Channel keeps Japanese fatties in check
Nintendo President Satoru Iwata to deliver the 2009 GDC keynote speech
New York Comic Con game showing boosted by 50 percent
Sony beats down IGN’s PSP 2 rumors with an iron fist
Japanese man sues Square Enix over junk mail
PS3 Tidbits: No backwards compatibility confirmed, $50 off at Amazon
Upcoming ESC conference rips the Virtual Boy to shreds
Banjo-Tooie XBLA port dated, Stop ‘n’ Swop to work as originally intended
Square-Enix says pretty, emo teens are the magic RPG formula
Billboard: Rock Band may have 5,000 playable songs by year’s end
Ubisoft doesn’t want you making crappy Far Cry 2 maps, releasing a guide
Nerdy white dudes talk about making 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
Portland killer leaves meticulous PS3 eBay instructions

Offbeat:
Guitar playing isn’t a f*cking videogame, says Noel Gallagher

Galleries:
Rumortoid: Megan Fox to be the next Lara Croft, excuse to post pics of Megan
Here’s a bunch of Wanted: Weapons of Fate screens
Whoo! EA taps wrestling legend Ric Flair for all-star Red Alert 3: Uprising cast
Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon announced
Crazy, a DS RPG? Avalon Code screens
Section 8 assets show tough men doing tough things in space armor

Videos:
Madden NFL 09 predicts sixth Super Bowl ring for Steelers
New Blood Bowl trailer confirms that goblin football speaks to me
Delicious dungeon crawling: Brandish: The Dark Returning video
Gamefly drops a better hint: Devil Summoner 2 coming May 14th
Media Molecule presents a new video along with New Year’s sackboy costumes
MLB Front Office Manager is out today, watch the first dev diary in preparation
F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin goes gold, not available until February
New Matt Hazard videos make us laugh … just a little bit
Fallout 3 ‘Operation: Anchorage’ DLC is out, here’s a trailer to prove it

Hamza Aziz