More like, "save me from the wee video games; they're releasing too quickly for me." I'm a Mad Libs champion. But, seriously, right now I'm downloading King of Fighters XIII (free on PS+), The Walking Dead: Around Every Corner (Dtoid review incoming; spoilers, it's probably still amazing), Retro City Rampage (which finished downloading to my Vita in about a minute), and Dishonored. It's mental. I have none time for these things.
Today, the floodgates opened on another inundated fall release window, the vivacious Jim Sterling reviewed Fable: The Journey (it's on rails), the indomitable Dale North levied high praise upon Code of Princess, the frolicsome Hamza Aziz took a look at Borderlands 2's Mechromancer class, and more!
How to unlock Destructoid staff in Retro City Rampage
XCOM or Dishonored? YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE!
Live show: XCOM and Dishonored double feature
Antichamber's Alexander Bruce is ready to fail
Community blogs of 10/9
Forum thread of the day: Fashion-Toid
This Week in the Community Blogs: Rainbow robot puke
Review: Fable: The Journey
Review: Code of Princess
Borderlands 2's Mechromancer DLC comes out today!
PlayStation Plus members get free King of Fighters XIII
Forza Horizon demo available now
Phantasy Star Online 2 is doing pretty well
Tokyo Jungle gets four new DLC animals today
PS Vita PSOne Classics: Romance, Monkeys, Fighting
New Little King's Story getting DLC, season pass
Green Arrow joins Injustice: Gods Among Us cast
Sign up for the chance to playtest Valve games, hardware
Here's how to customize Dishonored's FOV even more
Simon Pegg endorses 'Left 4 Winchester' mod
Paid tournaments, custom arenas next for Guild Wars 2 PvP
MLG's Fall Championship features LoL and $30,000
The lonely journey of Proto Man in Mega Man #18
DmC: Devil May Cry's pre-order bonuses detailed
Retro City Rampage is out today, watch the launch trailer
Of Orcs and Men gets a nice launch trailer
Painkiller Hell & Damnation dated, collector's edition'd
Spy Hunter now available for PS Vita and 3DS
The many modes of Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed
Get acquainted with the allies of Far Cry 3 in this video
League of Legends season two World Playoffs rescheduled