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2009 started off amazing thanks to Dead Movie Star’s game on Destructoid’s male Ellen DeGeneres. Punching old ladies has never been this much fun!

Jim previewed the games of 2009, the new Monthly Musing topic is up, all Zune issues have been fixed, the new Lara Croft model is pretty hot, and plenty more happened over the last two days. 

Destructoid Originals:
Art Attack Friday: CyberMoonStudios
Pew! Pew! Preview! The year 2009
Um, did this really happen?! Chad Punches Old Ladies: The Videogame
Monthly Musings: Playing with others

Community:
C Blog for 01/01/09
If Sega made a new console comeback…
The unfortunate decline of splitscreen gaming

Reviews:
Destructoid music review: Symphonic Shades

News:
Sony could keep Home in open beta for awhile
Garriott ‘keen to get back into the fray,’ could do a medieval fantasy title
Nielsen ratings are fact, Wii third place in overall console usage
Capcom lists Dead Rising Chop Till You Drop for a February 24 release
Jack Thompson believes God struck down Take-Two, doesn’t say it subtly
Sandswept Studios’ Detour is an RTS, road building confirmed
Rejoice: Microsoft Zunes have magically fixed themselves
Kid threatens suicide in Blizzard game, representative gets him arrested
Lenny Kravitz and Steve Miller DLC heading to Rock Band?
King of Fighters XII’s roster is well endowed, chock-full of flamboyant asians
Microsoft to cut 17 percent of its staff, Xbox division is safe
New book details how Microsoft used Sony’s Cell processor for the Xbox 360
Skate 2 demo coming, insert horrible skate trick pun here
Lord of the Rings: Conquest multiplayer demo available for 360 and PS3
Resident Evil 5 producer is ‘worried’ about the West
Q-Games president promises ‘two or three’ new PixelJunk titles in 2009
The Week in Rock Band DLC: Want a Roy Orbison six song track pack?
Japanese TV Network frets over upcoming Wii video service
Pre-order Resistance: Retribution and get an early access demo
Pay-to-use computing patent smacked down by the Patent Office
Way of the Samurai finds way to multiplatform dishonor
Shorty want a thug, bottles in the club: First Dead Space comic available online

Offbeat:
Dirty Lara Croft gets clothes off, this is videogame news
Left 4 Dead fans, get your folding skills ready for The Tank papercraft


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