Check out everything Destructoid did today
During yesterday's Hotness, community member N7 partook in what is now infamously referred to as the "Max Scoville Mtn Dew Challenge." While these copycat attempts lack the 'NOT FOR CONSUMPTION' of the original, they're bound to make you shudder all the same. Today, Destructoid contributor Brett "Panda Baby" Zeidler took part in a self indulgent 10 minute gross out fest. Will it be my disgusted mug on the front page of tomorrow's Hotness in solidarity with these ignoble savages? (No. It won't.)
Also the United States had some election, or something. Woop!
Today, the sprightly Jonathan Holmes positively reviewed a surprisingly different-sounding Paper Mario game for the 3DS, the illustrious Jim Sterling reviewed a disappointing attempt at a horror game, the gregarious and verbose Hamza Aziz wrote a guide to give you a leg up over your friends now that Halo 4 is out, and more!
Five new designs have arrived in the Destructoid store!
Halo 4's massive limited edition soundtrack unboxed
Impressions: StarCraft Collector's Edition Risk
Team Fortress 2sdays: We all make mistakes
Your guide to Halo 4's multiplayer
Live show: Halo 4 with LT3
Community blogs of 11/6
Forum thread of the day: Politics thread
Review: Paper Mario: Sticker Star
Review: LittleBigPlanet Karting
Review: Chaos on Deponia
22 Cans' Curiosity - What's Inside the Cube? out now
Croteam dev hates Windows 8, calls it a 'walled garden'
Assassin's Creed Anthology confirmed: Five games and DLC
Ubisoft confirms 2013 release for Watch Dogs
Halo 4 will NOT be issuing special XBL bans for sexism
Dev: Top PCs more powerful than next-gen consoles
Elite returns with new Kickstarter for Elite: Dangerous
Borderlands 2 security patch now released on Xbox 360
Assassin's Creed III sold over 3.5M copies in first week
Microsoft reportedly planning 7" Xbox Surface tablet
Steam Linux beta begins for select testers
Get free Microsoft Points for playing Halo 4 multiplayer
PlayStation: The Official Magazine to cease publication
Myst superfan spends six years making a real linking book
OCR's WillRock and more chip out on 9-bit Blitzkrieg
New rickonami HD intro is literally 'out of this world'
Watch Mario perform 12 minutes of RPG musical covers
The Master Chief is way too full of himself
Fifth playable character in Dead Island Riptide announced
Check out Mass Effect 3's female turians
Shove Pro: The only shoving simulator you need
LittleBigPlanet Karting launch trailer (yes, it's out!)
Black Widow Company featured in new PlanetSide 2 trailer
Shantae and the Pirate's Curse coming to 3DS eShop
Here's how to find all the Terminals in Halo 4
Injustice's controller setup gets detailed