So, as it turns out, there is a law in Japan against taking a girl's picture without her permission. Not only did I not know this, but even if I did, I have no idea how to ask a girl in Japanese if I am allowed to take her picture. That, combined with the fact that I occasionally got a bit more cleavage than I bargained for, led to a video that's got a definitive tinge of ecchi to it. Throw in copious amounts of zombies, Sonic the Hedgehog(s), and other special guests, and you've got yourself a very incriminating piece of evidence.
Let's hope they let us out of the country. If you don't hear from me in a few days, tell my mother that the money is hidden behind the bookcase, and that my cats won't eat soft food. It's only the h*rd sh*t for those little f*ckers.
[Update]- I went to jail!