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TGS 09: Dante's Inferno invites us to get horny

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Say what you will about Dante's Inferno and its mild flirtation with loyalty to the poem that inspired it, but it looks like its going to be the most fun you ever had plowing through the seven circles of hell. At today's EA Press Conference in Tokyo, we got a first look at one of the levels that had never been seen before: Lust. As you can imagine from the video above, it was pretty horny (and as it should be!).

The bit I got to play opened with an attack by a creature called the Temptress, which attacked me with what looked like a monstrous protuberance of flesh that emerged from a gap in her stomach before I dealt her and her sisters a mean death.  Er, is it just me or did that thing look like a blood engorged portion of the female anatomy?

After this I was led through a few puzzles in a circular area decorated with phallic symbols and eventually got to fight Cleopatra, who was vexed enough to sic her offspring on me. I admit I didn't expect them to come crawling out of her nipples. Told you it was horny!

There's sure to be much more when the game hits shelves this coming February, so be sure to check that out if you need a reason to take your hand out of your own pants for a change.

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