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The Super Nintendo almost had banking software?!

This week, Destructoid's staff began voting on our 30 favorite Super Nintendo games in anticipation for the much-rumored SNES comeback. It's getting ugly and personal. One guy voted fourteen times for Ken Griffey Jr. We'll have the results ...

 
 
 
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Nintendo Switch doesn't play well with skins or stickers

If you were hoping to deck out your pristine new Nintendo Switch with a vinyl skin or wrap, you're gonna want to pump the brakes on that idea. As relayed by skin maker dbrand, there are issues. "We're here to make a public service announce...

 
 
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Watch Dogs 2 gets a surprise update to its ending

This article will contain some spoilers for the ending of Watch Dogs 2. You have been warned! Watch Dogs 2 just received a new (rather large) update today. Along with some new emotes, clothing options, and a few little areas to explore, the...

 
 
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Pokewatch: Origins edition

[Submitted through our community blogs, this madness belongs on the home page! -Niero] Overwatch is the biggest game to come out in a long time, and like most of the internet, I've really been enjoying my time with it.  I can't really ...

 
 
 
 
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Mike Martin's picks for games that he picked in 2015

Hello everybody! Your (not so) favorite, foul-mouthed, perverted, shit-posting Community Manager here. 2015 was a helluva year for games. All bullshit aside, we are starting to see some truly amazing games come out. When I was a babby, play...

 
 
 
 
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Mario's silhouette shows off his li'l dick

Mario has been with us for a long time. He's an icon. He has been scrutinized, discussed, and deified among gamers. That doesn't matter at all right now. What matters right now is Mario's silhouette looks like it has a li'l dick. Originally...

 
 
 
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Rustic: Rust generates avatar cock size by Steam ID

Haha, rustic. I think it's time for Jordan to take another Rust adventure. The open world survival sim is fascinating. It recently made headlines when players flipped out after it randomly assigned face and skin tone to users' Steam IDs. An...

 
 
 
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Jigglypuff punching Mario straight in the dick

The Destructoid staff workshopped this headline together, as we usually do. We decided that it was straight to the point, kind of the way that Jigglypuff's arm-paddle thing is straight to the point ("the point" is Mario's dick). All this di...

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...

 
 
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Oh hell yeah! Ashen Rift has dog testicle (balls!) physics

Ashen Rift is a nice-looking, post apocalypse shooter, etc. There was a Kickstarter, now there is a new one. It'll come to PC and PSN eventually. Now that the housekeeping is out of the way... DOG BALLS PHYSICS!!! My enthusiasm was sl...

 
 
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Far Cry 4 has more naked boobs, also a lil dick!

Far Cry's new thing seems to be free flowing painted/tribal tits, nipple slips be damned, and those feature prominently in this video. But if you stick around, you'll see that there is also a little, flaccid penis! I never let a dick get b...

 
 
 
 
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America wasn't as into Tokyo Jungle as Europe

Asked how Tokyo Jungle fared outside of Japan, director Yohei Kataoka gave Siliconera a rather discouraging response for us fans in the United States. "Europe loved it, and we got a lot of great feedback from that audience, but [in] America...

 
 




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Khalid Eternal Nigh

This is one of those handful of songs its damn near impossible to angry while listening Also, the video has a Fonzie reference at AYYY!

 
Parismio

Oh, this is by far my favorite use of the drake and josh meme Ive yet to

 
Pixie The Fairy

Darkseids Omega Beams dont simply kill someone, but make them live infinite lives always resulting in Thanos doesnt have a power like that so he just harasses a guy named David once each of Davids

 
ooktar

My new jobs been keeping me But not busy enough to make me forget

 
Tohsaka

Was in on a DualShockers stream earlier Little

 
Osc

It gets so distorted at the end, but it fits perfectly with the whole It kinda reminds me of The Killers for some odd Enjoy! #musictoid | Lord Huron - Never Ever

 
Electric Reaper

Wendys currently uses dill pickle slices that aged for a short period of time in their Previously, they used pickles that aged for a greater period of I prefer the slices that aged

 
TysonOfTime

Wow, okay Infinity War, I think they did I think they did what they said theyd As someone who personally has greatly enjoyed more than half of MCU films, this was an 10 years of buildup executed IMO

 
norpop

Oh more good Ill hopefully be getting a Switch at the end of May which lines up perfectly with my week off All according to my master

 
Double Monocles

I would love to have a GameCube Just

 
 

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