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The Super Nintendo almost had banking software?!

This week, Destructoid's staff began voting on our 30 favorite Super Nintendo games in anticipation for the much-rumored SNES comeback. It's getting ugly and personal. One guy voted fourteen times for Ken Griffey Jr. We'll have the results ...

 
 
 
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Nintendo Switch doesn't play well with skins or stickers

If you were hoping to deck out your pristine new Nintendo Switch with a vinyl skin or wrap, you're gonna want to pump the brakes on that idea. As relayed by skin maker dbrand, there are issues. "We're here to make a public service announce...

 
 
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Watch Dogs 2 gets a surprise update to its ending

This article will contain some spoilers for the ending of Watch Dogs 2. You have been warned! Watch Dogs 2 just received a new (rather large) update today. Along with some new emotes, clothing options, and a few little areas to explore, the...

 
 
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Pokewatch: Origins edition

[Submitted through our community blogs, this madness belongs on the home page! -Niero] Overwatch is the biggest game to come out in a long time, and like most of the internet, I've really been enjoying my time with it.  I can't really ...

 
 
 
 
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Mike Martin's picks for games that he picked in 2015

Hello everybody! Your (not so) favorite, foul-mouthed, perverted, shit-posting Community Manager here. 2015 was a helluva year for games. All bullshit aside, we are starting to see some truly amazing games come out. When I was a babby, play...

 
 
 
 
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Mario's silhouette shows off his li'l dick

Mario has been with us for a long time. He's an icon. He has been scrutinized, discussed, and deified among gamers. That doesn't matter at all right now. What matters right now is Mario's silhouette looks like it has a li'l dick. Originally...

 
 
 
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Rustic: Rust generates avatar cock size by Steam ID

Haha, rustic. I think it's time for Jordan to take another Rust adventure. The open world survival sim is fascinating. It recently made headlines when players flipped out after it randomly assigned face and skin tone to users' Steam IDs. An...

 
 
 
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Jigglypuff punching Mario straight in the dick

The Destructoid staff workshopped this headline together, as we usually do. We decided that it was straight to the point, kind of the way that Jigglypuff's arm-paddle thing is straight to the point ("the point" is Mario's dick). All this di...

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...

 
 
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Oh hell yeah! Ashen Rift has dog testicle (balls!) physics

Ashen Rift is a nice-looking, post apocalypse shooter, etc. There was a Kickstarter, now there is a new one. It'll come to PC and PSN eventually. Now that the housekeeping is out of the way... DOG BALLS PHYSICS!!! My enthusiasm was sl...

 
 
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Far Cry 4 has more naked boobs, also a lil dick!

Far Cry's new thing seems to be free flowing painted/tribal tits, nipple slips be damned, and those feature prominently in this video. But if you stick around, you'll see that there is also a little, flaccid penis! I never let a dick get b...

 
 
 
 
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America wasn't as into Tokyo Jungle as Europe

Asked how Tokyo Jungle fared outside of Japan, director Yohei Kataoka gave Siliconera a rather discouraging response for us fans in the United States. "Europe loved it, and we got a lot of great feedback from that audience, but [in] America...

 
 
 
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Is there a Frog Fractions 2 ARG already underway?

The original Frog Fractions was one of the most bizarre things you could play in in a web browser, so it wasn't a surprise to see a potential sequel arrive on Kickstarter last week. What is odd is that, if the Kickstarter is successful, Fro...

 
 




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JcDent

Ah, what a time to be

 
dephoenix

Well, Nintendo made it scary #TheresAlwaysaBiggerFish

 
Seymour

I dont think Dtoids mentioned this yet, but Outlast + Whistleblower are free over at Humble Bundle right now! Link (and freedom from the twins naked dongers) in the

 
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Holy Shit!

 
Jetfandam

Its Friday!

 
elric6

Guild Wars 2 has a new expansion that goes live in about a This is probably the least talked about MMO expansion Ive seen in Oh well, I cant wait to get started The new elite classes are going to be

 
dephoenix

First, I just want to thank everyone who has already read and participated in my CYOA It means a Second, the poll results are currently tied so I need some tie breaking If youre interested theres a link in the blog & in these

 
Bass

Question for the If you were in charge, how would you make video game monetization/pricing sustainable in the long run? Considering inflation and the increase of development costs over

 
Zero Syndicate

trying to avoid Destiny 2 and continue to bury myself in D1 burned me too bad, and D2 is putting up a rather convincing argument!

 
Spiders For Sale

The Wily stages in Mega Man 2 are thoroughly This game is not as much of an improvement over the first one as people make it out to

 
 

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