#sucks 2bu


PS3 in UK laughs at Titanic

I admit, it's not looking good for the PlayStation 3 right now. It's one thing to have sort-of-steady sales in the States, but the PlayStation bread was always nicely buttered in the UK and without that support, even I'm beginni...


Think before you poke your Mii

Do you think it's possible for a Nintendo Wii Mii to feel? Well, X-Play believes so and they decided to show us what really goes on in the life of a Mii in this eye-opening segment. From Mii Bill trying to escape the hand of the user...


Microsoft's got a raging clue for Xbox Live fraud

In response to some stories and tales floating around over the past couple weeks about Xbox Live fraud that has been going on (accounts hacked and gamertags stolen), Microsoft has responded by saying that they are aware of the issue and are...


Nintendo: Wii hard drive is a no go ... suckers

Nintendo, lovers of innovation and customer appreciation (sinister smile), have come out and confirmed that the Wii will not have an external hard drive for those who wanted such a convenience. Check it out:Nintendo has dismissed reports th...


Anamanaguchi: UK Tour, no more

In an unfortunate turn for UK fans of New York's Anamanaguchi, the band was detained earlier this week at Glasgow airport. Why were they denied? Apparently, they were too good to be allowed into the country. Perhaps the Scots thought th...


Capcom shutting down Resident Evil Outbreak servers

Last week, when Konami decided to pull the plug on their servers that backed Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence's online play, the community was up in arms. You see, that's a game that people still actually play; it was released only ...


Man goes flacid during drunk Tetris sex

There's nothing more entertaining than laughing at other people's sexual dysfunctions, especially when they involve Nintendo games. Rocksteady from the NeoGaf forums posted a cautionary encounter with more Tetris and whiskey than he...


Nintendo at GDC = crickets

In case you were wondering why we didn't mention anything about Nintendo in our news about next week's Game Developer's Conference, well Chris Kohler over at Wired has a bit of information as to why. Check it out:Due to a pendi...


Sony gives Kotaku the finger (update)

Sony 1, Kotaku 1Or I guess depending on how you look at it, maybe Kotaku won. Who knows? But what I do know is that Brian Crecente has big brass balls and my blogger in arms stood up to Sony and seems to have gotten disinvited from every S...


If it seems too good to be true ...

If you went to your mailbox one morning and found an Xbox 360 shipped to your home by mistake, would you keep it? What if it strangely contained a note to ship the package to Africa and provided you the stamps to do so, would you send it ...


Developer tales: The true story of an abused game tester

[Editor's note: What you are about to read is a true story of an industry veteran and loyal Destructoid reader who has been in the business for some time. Names have been left out to protect the identity of those involved, but everything sa...


Rabid fans go through 7 faulty 360's; still undaunted

The term "fanboy" has never been more rightfully earned. Meet Rob and Mindy Cunningham, whose loyalty to the Xbox brand is simply inconceivable. In the past year and a half, the Cunninghams have gone through SEVEN defective 360s a...


PS3 Titanic loses another passenger

The age of exclusives is crawling to an end faster than Lindsay Lohan's career (you see, 'cause I'm Hollywood now, I can say such things). The latest headshot to Sony's PlayStation 3 is the confirmation today by Electronic...


Ninty dominates Amazon: SNES > PS3?

Fanboys will have a field day with Amazon's public Top 25 video game sales list, which is completely overrun by Nintendo products. Among the usual suspects from the Wii camp is one strange surprise -- the SUPER NINTENDO is outselling th...


Tokyo kid murders family for mad tokens

Our strange Asian counterpart spotted a story of a hardcore gamer gone wrong ... and dumb. Apparently a university student was having trouble with his arcade habit RL-fragged both a man and his dear old mum. Luckily he was apprehended afte...


Warhound beats Crysis in big acne scars

Will you look at this poor man's face?  I'm all for realistic imperfect skin texturing, but this latest bid by Polish developer Techland seems a bit too severe. Compare with this screenshot from Crysis and you'll see why I...


But isn't this nature's way of weeding out the weak?

So you're sitting on the bus and you get so involved in your game of New Super Mario Bros. that you end up missing your stop. We've all had a moment like this, but have you ever been so involved in your game that a car almost hit ...


Hey PS3 Virtua Tennis: No online for you!

While I brought news earlier today that both the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 would see Virtua Tennis 3 in 1080p, Gamasutra confirmed through SEGA that the game won't have any online play for the PS3. WTF?In speaking with a Sega represe...


You mess with Mario, then you get the death notice

Got a Mario video or image? Want to put him in a sexually suggestive position? If you do, watch out for The Man, cause he's coming to make your day hell. It seems Nintendo has hired the firm Cyveillance to make sure Nintendo's kidd...


Reviews   filter by...

Review in Progress: Sea of Thieves"Sailing takes me away"


Pato Box"Featherweight Champ"


Tomb Raider"Not nearly enough rebar through the abdomen"


Jessica Jones (Season 2)"You thought it couldn't get darker?"


Yakuza 6: The Song of Life"The End of a Saga"


Warhammer: Vermintide 2"Bring on the ratmen"


Community Blogs | expand


Quickposts expand | +quickpost


Calling it now; Teostras gonna replace Reba McEntire as the next Colonel


So The Incredibles 2, a Pixar movie is getting a tie-in comic Now since Pixar is owned by Disney, and Disney owns Marvel, youd assume theyd be doing NOPE! Its Dark What the fuck?


Is there a cut of Masters of the Universe where all of Skeletors lines are dubbed over by Alan Oppenheimer or a sound alike? I love this movie and that Skeletor but I miss the goofier


The good shit


I wonder if the morons who hurl abuse at new players in multiplayer games realise theyre the reasons that so many games If winning a random matchmaking game is so important to you that all human decency evaporates then ye really need to get a

Mike Sounders

This video is the perfect example of regret right

Sun Streaker

Grats to Fatshark for their sales so far on Vermintide So far theyve managed to outsell the entirety of the original Vermintide in terms of revenue on PC only so


As always, discord has a fruitful abundance of quotables and statements to haunt your nightmares until death and even then you might not be freed of their

CaimDark Reloaded

Does anyone know how much health a Monster gains in multiplayer? I found differing theories online but no hard


Finally got through Darker Odyssey is a damn fine



More Previews

Destructoid Originals

More Originals