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BEGIN TRANSMISSION: Pro or anti-dick flap?

Hello my fellow netizens. I was recently able to hack the private email servers of handsome video game website www.Destructoid.com and in the interest of speaking truth to power, would like to share the discourse that is shaping your news m...

 
 
 
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Now that's a video game screenshot!

You don't need to know the first thing about One Piece to enjoy this screenshot from Burning Blood, Spike Chunsoft's upcoming fighter for Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PS Vita. A colorful robot fighting a dashing dinosaur? This scene is stra...

 
 
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Pimp My Ride: Mario Kart Edition

West Coast Customs, the auto shop featured in MTV's Pimp My Ride series, apparently took a break from its usual work outfitting 1997 Jeep Cherokees with back-seat Jacuzzis and subwoofers designed to shatter your eardrums to recreate a coupl...

 
 
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We made Dimmujed play Titan Souls because we got too drunk

A little while ago, Max and I were bribed with booze by Devolver Digital to play Titan Souls, an upcoming monster-slaying action game. We got so drunk during our stream of the game, that I'm not even going to link the video here. Luckily, ...

 
 
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What I want from Borderlands 3

[WARNING: This video contains MAJOR SPOILERS for Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel] I finished the story mode in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel the other day which subtly teases what we might be seeing in Borderlands 3. It got me real excited, and ...

 
 
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Heavy breathing and screaming man game hits 3DS in Japan

Growing up, games like Jungle Hunt, Pitfall, and Congo Bongo were the equivalent to today's "AAA experiences". It was just a given that people wanted to play games about defenseless men in the jungle avoiding outrageous death traps. It was...

 
 
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We're playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand live on Twitch!

Max Scoville and I thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and play 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, so we decided we will do exactly that, and stream it for you to watch live. We're stupidly drinking Bacardi and Vitamin Water in Fiddy's ho...

 
 
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Videogames Are Stupid! Watch Dtoid's PAX panel right here

We decided for this year's PAX Prime panel, we would let our very own Max Scoville just do whatever dumb garbage he wanted to come up with. The result was: "Videogames Are Stupid: The Inherit Silliness of the Medium." Enjoy this recording,...

 
 
 
 
 
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Live Show: Playing True Crime: Streets of LA

I got to thinking this weekend about what games I used to enjoy playing a lot, a bit of a nostalgia trip as it were. One game that would often pop up in my head is True Crime: Streets of LA. At first glance the game may deceptively seem lik...

 
 
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Live Show: Playing some Nier to bring us into our weekend

There was a time back when I did playthroughs on our live channel and I really wanted to do a run of Nier. The game has been sitting in my collection for as long as I can remember and I still have yet to play more than the first two hours o...

 
 
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Live Show: Sony's here with Hohokum and Helldivers

Have you guys seen Hohokum? Of course you have, it's the charming and beautiful game about everything and nothing. I realize that's not a very apt description, but there isn't really a better way to describe it. All we know is that it's pre...

 
 
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Live Show: We got Titanfall early

So you may have heard of a little event we are having tomorrow where we are doing an extra-long show and giving away a shiny new Xbox One bundled with a copy of Titanfall among other fantastic prizes. Want more info on that? Head on over he...

 
 
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Live Show: Playing through Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2

Some of you may be aware that last week a major change happened over on our live channel. Our beloved leader Rick "King Foom" (it's his birthday today, so wish him a happy birthday, will you?) stepped down and passed the metaphorical reins ...

 
 
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Live Show: We're playing the last good skating game

In case you didn't catch last night's Gentlemen's Club I'll bring you up to speed: Phil and I are taking over Dtoid.tv once our beloved King Foom moves on. This means that we're going to have to restructure the entire live channel and we're...

 
 
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Videogames Clubhouse: Garden Warfare puns!

When Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare was first announced I was seemingly the only person on the planet not won over by it's charms. Something about EA making a third person shooter out of an already delightful IP didn't sit right with me...

 
 
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Videogames Clubhouse: Neon-Ninja-Strider time!

I had no idea that Strider was going to be as rad as it is. Leading up to release I expected a kind of meh platformer that was all style with no substance. Well I feel foolish. The neon-soaked ninja nonsense (alliteration) is an action Metr...

 
 
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Gentlemen's Club: We're giving away tons of Payday 2!

If you've been following my Twitter you know I'm absolutely head over heels for Payday 2. I came in expecting a crime themed Left 4 Dead-lite but what I got was one of my favorite co-op games. There' s something about planning out a heist o...

 
 
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Videogame Clubhouse: We're giving away Hotline Miami

Goddamn do I love Hotline Miami. It's certainly the little game that could. It's bloodsoaked neon aesthetics and thumpin' soundtrack has made it one of few games I've beaten multiple times. Now, you can imagine my excitement when Zoeker han...

 
 
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Chill with Phil! Titanfall anyone?

Alright everyone, we all know I haven't been doing my weekly playthrough show for a while now, but like a mighty phoenix I have risen from the smoldering ashes of my previously fried video card and am now ready to jump back in. And I know w...

 
 
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Videogame Clubhouse: The Valentine's Day special

It's time for that annual occurrence of public shame and humiliation: Valentine's Day. If that sentence wasn't enough to tip you off then know that I'm not a big fan of the holiday. So what is a guy to do to prepare himself for tomorrow? Pl...

 
 
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Gentlemen's Club: The Lego Movie is incredible

Remember back when we all used to watch kids movies? You know, when we were kids? Well, it looks like they've been taken care of while we were away. Last week Phil and I saw the Lego Movie and oh my god it was pretty commonplace! But, you m...

 
 




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I barely got an hours Meds and stomach fucking with Im old and I need that

 
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Just got out of Infinity Havent felt like this leaving a theater since I first saw Fellowship of the

 
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This is one of those handful of songs its damn near impossible to be angry while listening Also, the video has a Fonzie reference at EYYY!

 
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