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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 




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indigit4l

OK so I really like Despite some complaints, the cooldown on special powers are very, very short compared to Destiny and others and zipping around while hitting combos with partners feels -more in comments-

 
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Facts dont care about Ben Shapiro

 
Shoggoth2588

Oh hey, I found the poison swamp in I took out 2 out of 3 fires Hm? No, I havent killed Crystal Sage yet, nor the

 
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Oh hey, I found the poison swamp in I took out 2 out of 3 fires Hm? No, I havent killed Crystal Sage yet, nor the

 
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@Karen Haha, this is so me!

 
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Hey everyone, first post I like

 
Fuzunga

I dont know what legal nonsense is at play that requires it, but the English versions of Dragon Ball Supers theme songs (excluding the first opening, which sounds like it was sang by the same guy) are absolutely cringy and

 
Cloudman Sam

Watching cutscenes from the first NMH made me realize just how gloriously absurd the assassins are in a way I didnt understand when I was

 
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Arcana Heart was the fifth franchise for

 
Rudorlf

Just got done with RE Code: Its entertaining, but I thought it plays worse than the PS1 It also has lots of padding (Backtracking and fetch quests), and the stylish action cutscenes clashes against the tone of the gameplay at

 
 

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