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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 




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bong264

It is a fucking bitch trying to get warhammer memorabilia but after a month of god damn waiting I got new shirts to cover in food stains and pet hair!

 
Gus TT Showbiz

If you all hurry you can watch me, frosty, hypno, and renaud play Halo multiplayer horribly and something something

 
Dere

Going to try and jump back in to black ops 4 If anyone wants to give it a go let me know

 
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Krita exploded today so I couldnt finish the piece I was working on, instead my friend asked me to draw SCP-999 because hes a cute little

 
RocketKnight

I know yall love your fuckin cats (and I love them too), but I made another video about bad 3D and would love if you guys watched It took like two weeks to make so cut me some

 
Gmana

Mila and Luna #Milunatoid

 
Michformer

Frankly I ain’t in a good mood right Feelings of creative triviality are I’ll admit that being forgotten constitutes one of my greatest fears, a fear that keeps growing despite what I Wish I could better my situation

 
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#severecatallergies #jaxtoid2009

 
Jinx 01

Just wanted to drop in and STRONGLY recommend If youre into rogues like Isaac or Dead Cells or Slay the Spire it has a similar addictive And its Really interesting storytelling, too, where each run you learn a bit

 
 

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