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Review: Genital Jousting

Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the a...

 
 
 
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Uhh, come check out Conan Exiles' big swingin' dicks

In the opening minutes of sandbox survival game Conan Exiles, your character is strung up to a cross before he is fortuitously saved by Conan himself. But, in those precious moments before, you get to customize yourself mid-crucifixion. Tha...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...

 
 
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20 hours went into making this animated tower in Fallout 4

In the classiest video to ever feature Phil Collins' music, the aptly named Saucy Sausage shows us the massive tower they've built filled with an animated display the likes of which has never been seen in the wasteland. The epic buildup to...

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...

 
 
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EU FNF: Last Minute Before Bed Edition

I almost passed out without posting this. Then I realized I hadn't wrote anything yet (way to go dingus) and here we are. Crap. Sooooooooooo, I'm tired. It's 1:30am here and I have to be up at 7 to take kids to school and go to the doctor a...

 
 
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Who put all these dicks in Mario Kart?

[Where will Dtoid community blogger Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon find dicks next?? --Mr Andy Dixon] You know, if there's one important observation I've noticed throughout the years, it's that if you look hard enough, like really really hard, y...

 
 
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Promoted blog: Gaming's greatest cocks

[Destructoid turned seven this past Saturday, and all month long Dtoiders have been reminiscing about their time with the site over in our Community Blogs. Here's Handy's little dandy. Show us yours! --Mr Andy Dixon] We have a little saying...

 
 
 
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Mr. Destructoid meets Mario Paint

As of late, we've seen a lot of love for Mr. Destructoid. Some of you decided to go out and play in the snow. Others decided to stay in and have a bite to eat. Finally, one of you out there even kicked out our new jam. Yes indeed, everybody...

 
 
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AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2007: Fat guys with mustaches

In our final AVN picture post that won't include boobies, we present to you "fat guys with mustaches" as an amusing alternative. As Niero and I meandered about through the aisles of the Adult Entertainment Expo, we brainstormed on a possibl...

 
 




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I hate how I get stuck on replaying the same games over & Overwatch is okay since its my online fix, but I need to give Slay the Spire, Dead Cells, & The Long Dark a Thinking Shadow Tactics or Stellaris, havent done a strategy game in

 
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Fallout 76 really doesnt seem like its for Not really fussed though, gonna look more into mods for Fallout 4, some interesting fan-made expansions coming

 
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My brother found my old GBC and GBA Been playing Golden Sun: The Lost Age on my DS Lite during the commute to and from I saw my GBA SP here a few weeks ago and now I cant find

 
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Three ad-bots in a row?

 
Dennis Carden

Not quite #ArbitraryMetalTuesday, but I got myself a ticket to see Therion next This pleases me Yay for cheesy as hell operatic

 
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Koch Media acquired the Timesplitters license and seems to be interested in actually doing something with it! Even a port of TS2 would make me Link in

 
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I just got a paycheck for from My first paycheck in Last time I clocked in was Theyve been sending me employee benefits stuff for I laughed out Its a full on heres the hours you worked for taxes

 
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From an incredible live show and one of the most underrated hard rock albums, imo

 
Pixie The Fairy

I have done my first Switch import of a game I could already play on PS4 because I wanted it on Switch, Im told more Metroidvania things are happening soon in a time many Metroidvania and Rougevania and Castletroids are already

 
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