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Review: Genital Jousting

Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the a...

 
 
 
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Uhh, come check out Conan Exiles' big swingin' dicks

In the opening minutes of sandbox survival game Conan Exiles, your character is strung up to a cross before he is fortuitously saved by Conan himself. But, in those precious moments before, you get to customize yourself mid-crucifixion. Tha...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...

 
 
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20 hours went into making this animated tower in Fallout 4

In the classiest video to ever feature Phil Collins' music, the aptly named Saucy Sausage shows us the massive tower they've built filled with an animated display the likes of which has never been seen in the wasteland. The epic buildup to...

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...

 
 
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EU FNF: Last Minute Before Bed Edition

I almost passed out without posting this. Then I realized I hadn't wrote anything yet (way to go dingus) and here we are. Crap. Sooooooooooo, I'm tired. It's 1:30am here and I have to be up at 7 to take kids to school and go to the doctor a...

 
 
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Who put all these dicks in Mario Kart?

[Where will Dtoid community blogger Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon find dicks next?? --Mr Andy Dixon] You know, if there's one important observation I've noticed throughout the years, it's that if you look hard enough, like really really hard, y...

 
 
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Promoted blog: Gaming's greatest cocks

[Destructoid turned seven this past Saturday, and all month long Dtoiders have been reminiscing about their time with the site over in our Community Blogs. Here's Handy's little dandy. Show us yours! --Mr Andy Dixon] We have a little saying...

 
 
 
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Mr. Destructoid meets Mario Paint

As of late, we've seen a lot of love for Mr. Destructoid. Some of you decided to go out and play in the snow. Others decided to stay in and have a bite to eat. Finally, one of you out there even kicked out our new jam. Yes indeed, everybody...

 
 
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AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2007: Fat guys with mustaches

In our final AVN picture post that won't include boobies, we present to you "fat guys with mustaches" as an amusing alternative. As Niero and I meandered about through the aisles of the Adult Entertainment Expo, we brainstormed on a possibl...

 
 




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KeithTheGeek

I really want a Switch version of Punch-Out!!

 
Greenhornet214

I think I might have If youve ever had depression, please read the details in the comments and give me some feedback if youre I could really use it and it would be greatly

 
On Air Fish

@Luckrequired made this a couple of days ago and its still cracking me I hope it makes you smile as well!

 
TheCoolFreezer

After my fist playthroufh of Steins Gate,(the Suzuha ending), I can firmly say I’m I’m a little confused on where to go from here

 
Plain Dere

I was tempted to put Wess blog in the failtoid recap just based on his recent I however wont abuse my power unlike some people here, I wont name names (Im totally talking about Wes begging for faps)

 
WILFoftheblues

#miketoid when all else fails bite em in the

 
taterchimp

Anyone interested in watching me stream games? I made a poll of some of the options at

 
Flegma

Eurogamer said Zuntatas music is now on Im tempted to finally create a Spotify

 
Michformer

Whipping up another illustration with the same character as Still a WIP, but I love it thus

 
mullon

My Xbox One is straining to install Doom and I cant tell if its because Xbox One sucks, or my Xbox One sucks, or because my wifi sucks, or because Xbox One sucks because it cant handle my shitty

 
 

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