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Review: Genital Jousting

Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the a...

 
 
 
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Uhh, come check out Conan Exiles' big swingin' dicks

In the opening minutes of sandbox survival game Conan Exiles, your character is strung up to a cross before he is fortuitously saved by Conan himself. But, in those precious moments before, you get to customize yourself mid-crucifixion. Tha...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...

 
 
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20 hours went into making this animated tower in Fallout 4

In the classiest video to ever feature Phil Collins' music, the aptly named Saucy Sausage shows us the massive tower they've built filled with an animated display the likes of which has never been seen in the wasteland. The epic buildup to...

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...

 
 
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EU FNF: Last Minute Before Bed Edition

I almost passed out without posting this. Then I realized I hadn't wrote anything yet (way to go dingus) and here we are. Crap. Sooooooooooo, I'm tired. It's 1:30am here and I have to be up at 7 to take kids to school and go to the doctor a...

 
 
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Who put all these dicks in Mario Kart?

[Where will Dtoid community blogger Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon find dicks next?? --Mr Andy Dixon] You know, if there's one important observation I've noticed throughout the years, it's that if you look hard enough, like really really hard, y...

 
 
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Promoted blog: Gaming's greatest cocks

[Destructoid turned seven this past Saturday, and all month long Dtoiders have been reminiscing about their time with the site over in our Community Blogs. Here's Handy's little dandy. Show us yours! --Mr Andy Dixon] We have a little saying...

 
 
 
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Mr. Destructoid meets Mario Paint

As of late, we've seen a lot of love for Mr. Destructoid. Some of you decided to go out and play in the snow. Others decided to stay in and have a bite to eat. Finally, one of you out there even kicked out our new jam. Yes indeed, everybody...

 
 




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Starlink: Battle for Atlas"Sorry Olivia Newton-John but this is the one time we should not get physical"

 

Soulcalibur VI"Get 'em Geralt"

 

Castlevania (Season 2)"Let us go out this night for exposition"

 

The Jackbox Party Pack 5"In the pipe, five by five"

 

Call of Duty: Black Ops 4"No campaign, no problem"

 

Dragalia Lost"Micromanagement found"

 
 
 

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If you accidentally hire a sidekick instead of a psychic, youre But if you hire a psychic instead of a sidekick, youre all good - theyll know you made a mistake ahead of

 
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Watched Hell of a trip, twas a really bizzare and also deeply captivating Need to chew on it more

 
Neronium

Just experienced the reason why a local Japanese restaurant I love going to put up a bunch of policies not too long People can be real More in the

 
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how does rocket launchers in blops 4 blackout not have splash damage kill? Its a rocket launcher, i shot it at their feet!

 
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Man, continuing my run of emotionally brutal games, just finished The Gardens Between (thanks to Gameplay was simple, delightful most of the way, not what I was Thoughts in

 
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I hadnt played Hollow Knight in a few months, so I decided to remedy I kinda forgot where I was going, and I still suck at the Watcher Knight, but thats a good Also, False Knight was spared, because he did nothing

 
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Dead by Daylight: Halloween Edition for Chads Five Dollar

 
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So I just found out that the developer who made the excellent Project Warlock is actually almost half-a-decade younger than I Really puts my life choices in

 
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Whoa - Wilford Brimley and Keith David together on screen? Mind explosivo

 
Adzuken

My first playthrough of Undertale ended prematurely when I went through a period of, er, emotional This time I finally finished it, dealing with a fever for the Its bound to be linked with illness, but the game still speaks to

 
 

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