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Review: Genital Jousting

Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the a...

 
 
 
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Uhh, come check out Conan Exiles' big swingin' dicks

In the opening minutes of sandbox survival game Conan Exiles, your character is strung up to a cross before he is fortuitously saved by Conan himself. But, in those precious moments before, you get to customize yourself mid-crucifixion. Tha...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...

 
 
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20 hours went into making this animated tower in Fallout 4

In the classiest video to ever feature Phil Collins' music, the aptly named Saucy Sausage shows us the massive tower they've built filled with an animated display the likes of which has never been seen in the wasteland. The epic buildup to...

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...

 
 
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EU FNF: Last Minute Before Bed Edition

I almost passed out without posting this. Then I realized I hadn't wrote anything yet (way to go dingus) and here we are. Crap. Sooooooooooo, I'm tired. It's 1:30am here and I have to be up at 7 to take kids to school and go to the doctor a...

 
 
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Who put all these dicks in Mario Kart?

[Where will Dtoid community blogger Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon find dicks next?? --Mr Andy Dixon] You know, if there's one important observation I've noticed throughout the years, it's that if you look hard enough, like really really hard, y...

 
 
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Promoted blog: Gaming's greatest cocks

[Destructoid turned seven this past Saturday, and all month long Dtoiders have been reminiscing about their time with the site over in our Community Blogs. Here's Handy's little dandy. Show us yours! --Mr Andy Dixon] We have a little saying...

 
 
 
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Mr. Destructoid meets Mario Paint

As of late, we've seen a lot of love for Mr. Destructoid. Some of you decided to go out and play in the snow. Others decided to stay in and have a bite to eat. Finally, one of you out there even kicked out our new jam. Yes indeed, everybody...

 
 
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AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2007: Fat guys with mustaches

In our final AVN picture post that won't include boobies, we present to you "fat guys with mustaches" as an amusing alternative. As Niero and I meandered about through the aisles of the Adult Entertainment Expo, we brainstormed on a possibl...

 
 




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Ikaruga (Switch)"The 10,000-Hour Rule"

 

Detroit: Become Human"What if you already are?"

 

Dark Souls Remastered"Yeah, I'm prepared to die again"

 

Fahrenheit 451"Flame on!"

 

Runner3"Lets-a go"

 

I Hate Running Backwards"Why always running backwards?"

 

Flynn & Freckles"Yo Ho, Yo No!"

 

Deadpool 2"Doubles down on everything, for the better"

 
 
 

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I hate Facebook

 
NakedBigBoss

Saw Deadpool 2 the other My God, what a laugh riot from start to

 
Electric Reaper

Why does Killer is Dead have so many and so very long cutscenes? Why cant I exit the game from the mission select menu?

 
Roager

#ScaredTheEmojisOutOfMe

 
Tohsaka

This looks like something Id enjoy

 
Shoggoth2588

I was just told that my ex is This is a person who told me more than once that she was tokophobic which was great because I had no plans of becoming a Its funny how much people hope shes weird

 
Pixie The Fairy

I tried out a new look today in FFXIV and it just screams Auntie doesnt give a shit,

 
Hypno

I think its important for everyone to hear this

 
Malthor

Hope everyones having a nice Friday and a nicer weekend ahead of them! I recently started to descend into Gacha hell with Girls Frontline, in case a few Dtoiders also play the game about cute gun girls doing gun things here my ID, hit me up!

 
Tyge

Went to a fan screening of Solo last night, they had Star Wars themed Mine was called Bantha Blue It was

 
 

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