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Review: Genital Jousting

Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the a...

 
 
 
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Uhh, come check out Conan Exiles' big swingin' dicks

In the opening minutes of sandbox survival game Conan Exiles, your character is strung up to a cross before he is fortuitously saved by Conan himself. But, in those precious moments before, you get to customize yourself mid-crucifixion. Tha...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...

 
 
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20 hours went into making this animated tower in Fallout 4

In the classiest video to ever feature Phil Collins' music, the aptly named Saucy Sausage shows us the massive tower they've built filled with an animated display the likes of which has never been seen in the wasteland. The epic buildup to...

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...

 
 
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EU FNF: Last Minute Before Bed Edition

I almost passed out without posting this. Then I realized I hadn't wrote anything yet (way to go dingus) and here we are. Crap. Sooooooooooo, I'm tired. It's 1:30am here and I have to be up at 7 to take kids to school and go to the doctor a...

 
 
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Who put all these dicks in Mario Kart?

[Where will Dtoid community blogger Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon find dicks next?? --Mr Andy Dixon] You know, if there's one important observation I've noticed throughout the years, it's that if you look hard enough, like really really hard, y...

 
 
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Promoted blog: Gaming's greatest cocks

[Destructoid turned seven this past Saturday, and all month long Dtoiders have been reminiscing about their time with the site over in our Community Blogs. Here's Handy's little dandy. Show us yours! --Mr Andy Dixon] We have a little saying...

 
 
 
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Mr. Destructoid meets Mario Paint

As of late, we've seen a lot of love for Mr. Destructoid. Some of you decided to go out and play in the snow. Others decided to stay in and have a bite to eat. Finally, one of you out there even kicked out our new jam. Yes indeed, everybody...

 
 




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I was almost certain I was going to get screwed out of it, but I finally got my code for Ace Combat 5 on Best game and best plane!

 
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I watched 3 eps of carmen sandiego and good lord does it look I love how its a little serialized but also educates the viewers of the locales that theyre visiting with tons of neat facts! Glad they kept that part of carmen in Give it a look!

 
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So, MORE indie games are gonna be permanent or timed exclusives on the Epic Games Fucking great, like I need another launcher or to deal with a company I dont trust at

 
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So back in the earlier days of the internet I used to follow fan sites for specific game Sites like are still up but very Sites like are actually STILL updating!

 
TheBlondeBass

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Look at that sleek

 
Dere

I think I need RE2 remake inside me

 
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Hey, want a smiley face reticle dot? It can be yours for only 200 COD points in Black Ops 4! Thats only $2! What a steal!

 
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I miss Cool One day therell be a third One

 
SrChurros

Tonight was kinda productive! Watched the Steven Universe special with the lady (holy fuck what was that) and also got to play a little bit with joints in my

 
 

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