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Mario is hiding on the back of the Luigi 3DS XL

I'm so proud of Luigi. Nintendo is finally showing him the love and attention he deserves. He's even getting his own special 3DS XL model to celebrate "The Year of Luigi." Things are finally looking... ... Wait... ... No... ... GODDAMMIT, M...

 
 
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Nintendo Land pack-ins will be eligible for Club Nintendo

If you are like me and furiously register your new Nintendo games for the Club Nintendo coins as soon as you open the package, you were probably surprised to discover that the copy of Nintendo Land bundled with the Wii U Deluxe Set lacks th...

 
 
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Kickstarter scandal time! Little Monster accused of scam

It was going to happen. The moment Double Fine made headlines with its Kickstarter project, an invisible timer had been set, counting down to the inevitable crowdfunding scandals. Little Monster Productions is up for the chopping block, acc...

 
 
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This month is full of new add-ons for Yoostar 2

Yoostar 2 is very much one of those games that can live or die by its post-release downloadable content. Thankfully for fans of the bizarre title, more is on the way. Throughout May, Yoostar 2 will be giving you additional opportunities to ...

 
 
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Microsoft: PSN outages are bad, but Xbox Live is okay!

Say what you will about Microsoft, but one cannot deny its douchebaggery is of the highest quality. The company has responded to the recent PlayStation Network downtime, offering its condolences to affected players, but reminding everyone t...

 
 
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Interview stamps out Mother 4 dreams... again

Japanese men's magazine Brutus recently posted a four-page interview with Nintendo CEO Satoru Iwata and Mother (EarthBound) series creator Shigesato Itoi. The discussion touches upon the various emotions and themes that permeate the Mother ...

 
 
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Weep for what could've been this generation's Road Rash

Remember that Road Rash pre-vis video from 2006, which surfaced in 2009 with the news that the project was canned? After EA Warrington was shut down, artist Richard Cook joined Bizarre Creations which was recently closed as well. On his por...

 
 
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PS3: It only does custom Firmware (against Sony's wishes)

Following the news that the PS3 had been hacked and that the keys to the kingdom were thrown to the proletariat, it has now been announced that you can now install your own custom Firmware. Something tells us Sony's not going to be fon...

 
 
 
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Riven comes to iPhone, first iOS game to be over a 1GB

Riven: The Sequel to Myst launched for iDevices yesterday, and while that's interesting enough on its own (for those who like that sort of thing), the thing really worth nothing is just how big the bloody thing is. Riven has become the firs...

 
 
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Sega officially crosses the line ...

I received a massive, heavy package from Sega earlier today. Since I wasn't expecting anything and the last Sega-related thing I'd written was the notorious Sonic Colors review, I must admit I was worried. Appears I had every right to be.&n...

 
 
 
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GameStop has Donkey Kong Country Returns banana pouches

The GameStop pre-order bonus for Donkey Kong Country Returns is what can only be described as a banana-shaped sleeping bag for your Wii Remote. My desire to obtain one of these is beyond irrational, guys. Quick staff reactions: Dale says th...

 
 
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Here's how those Bulletstorm meat packs were made

In case you missed it, packages of meat were sent out to press members in the name of Bulletstorm. God, I love this industry. Anyway, it was all quite gross, and we caught footage of Hamza's initial reaction to the package. Needless to say,...

 
 
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Super Mario Galaxy 2 stole my sunshine, looks hot

Super Mario Sunshine may be one of the worst selling Mario games ever, but that doesn't mean that it was all bad. Apparently Nintendo doesn't hate the game either, as portions of Super Mario Galaxy 2 clearly acknowledge the water-sports-a...

 
 
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Gasp! Yakuza 3 cut more content than we thought

We already know how Yakuza 3 is blatantly better than Final Fantasy XIII, but it turns out that it could have been even more blatantly better, because some folks have reported that SEGA cut much more content out of the game than was origi...

 
 
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Pirates kill the new Ace Attorney in some retail zones

Brizamila is the company that distributes Capcom's DS games in the Netherlands, Belgium, and Luxembourg, or at least, they usually are. They are passing on Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth, as they fear that R4-enabled pirating...

 
 
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Wife forces man to choose between her and an Orc

A husband has been forced to make the ultimate compromise -- his wife, or his six-foot-tall World of Warcraft Orc statue. For years, 42-year-old Robert Cushnie was living the ultimate dream, sharing his home with both his woman and his gree...

 
 
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George Costanza's Frogger high score beaten in real life

What's the deal with Frogger? It's an interactive recreation of a tragic daily occurrence in which frogs become roadkill. Also, it faithfully reproduces how frogs often jump from turtles to logs to crocodiles in order to reach their destina...

 
 
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M.U.L.E. gets a sleek new look, continues to torment me

M.U.L.E. Now there's a game I've heard a heck of a lot about, but was never really able or willing to fidget around with for long enough to "get it." Now that I think about it, sitting down and learning to not suck at this resource manageme...

 
 
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GameStop lets you become the Nintendo 64 kid

Similar to the promotion GameStop ran for Left 4 Dead 2 in which you could become a zombie using a simple picture of yourself, Internet voodoo, and a whole lot of patience, there's a new one that turns you into the infamous Nintendo 64 kid....

 
 
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Real Girlfriend screens make me feel physically sick

Real Girlfriend is yet another in a long line of Japanese erotic games, except this one is slightly more advanced than your usual wad of glorified hentai. This particular game joins the twenty-first century with 3D graphics, widescreen pict...

 
 
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Huge surprise: Silent Hill 2 movie sounds pretty sketchy

The Silent Hill movie tends to pop up on occasion when discussions about good videogame movies happen. The only problem with that is, when compared to everything else in the medium, even the best films based on games tend to be merely decen...

 
 
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Yakuza designer would 'never want to make' a GTA game

Sega's Yakuza series has often been likened to Grand Theft Auto, since both games involve gangland dirty work in the big city. Despite the similarities between the two games, however, franchise designer Toshihiro Nagoshi seems quite unimpre...

 
 
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Activision yanking Kurt Cobain Guitar Hero 5 footage

Looks like the legal shenanigans between fish-faced Courtney Love and fish-hearted Activision are not over yet. The latest development in the battle for Kurt Cobain's soul has seen Activision yanking Youtube footage that shows Kurt singing ...

 
 




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OmegaSiets

My spooky kitty up to his usual Also be sure to check out my latest cblog for some good laughs at EAs

 
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Laura continues to be the absolute best character in Cold Link attacking with her feels like Except for the null physical boss, that was a But I think Ive passed the last difficulty wall, Im pretty content with my

 
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here went/goes to NeoGAF and what was your draw? Ive never been (to stay or past being linked) so Im kinda curious about the outpouring as of late over its potential

 
NovaKnight21

I finished Danganronpa V3, and the minigames after its over are pretty neat, but I dont really find myself motivated to play them at all like I did the ones from the first I dont know why, theyre just bland to

 
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Guerrilla

I’d advise staying away from YouTube for the next week if you want to avoid massive Super Mario Odyssey spoilers! Leaked videos with spoilerific titles and thumbnails are popping up in recommended and people are posting stuff in comments at

 
Silver Luso

Back to being spooky 👻👻👻

 
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Chapter 5 of my CYOA series is One more chapter to go after You can help decide how it all Thank you so much for all the support so I hope you enjoy

 
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