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Become the Dovakhiin and Ronald McDonald in Goat of Duty

FUS! RO! DAMN IT! Why do I keep covering this kind of stuff? I think there's something wrong with me. Well, I know there is, I'm just not sure what. Good thing upcoming FPS Goat of Duty just announced some new costumes. Battle your fri...

 
 
 
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Wanking Simulator achieves release this fall

I'd normally save this sort of thing for my weekly weird games roundup, but I was too excited to restrain myself. I was practically turgid with anticipation, and the only way to sate my raging emotion was to whip it out and spread the news ...

 
 
 
 
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Garth Brooks has Words with Friends in low places

I promised the editing staff here at Destructoid that I would write this piece as a professional journalist simply trying to cover industry news for a slow Sunday. Little did they know I had my fingers crossed behind my back. That means it ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of The Greasy Strangler

Enter our contest for a Blu-ray copy of The Greasy Strangler. I don't have many words for this one, so just play along with me, here. I've got two Blu-ray copies of The Greasy Strangler. Why? I don't know. I'm just plain broken, I guess. Bu...

 
 
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Netflix scores a live action Cowboy Bebop series

Netflix has scored a pretty big name in Anime for its next live action series. Cowboy Bebop will be heading to the streaming juggernaut at some point in the future. Shinichiro Watanabe, director of the original anime series, will be invol...

 
 
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Fallout 76 won't be featuring cross-play

In a tweet from Bethesda's Pete Hines (Senior Vice President of Global Marketing and Communications), it turns out Fallout 76 will not be supporting cross-play. Hines doesn't go into more detail (considering this was on Twitter), but he doe...

 
 
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe will be getting Labo vehicle kit support

A few months ago, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe got a surprise update that allowed for compatibility with the motorcycle accessory from Labo's "Variety Kit." With a third kit soon to hit store shelves, Nintendo is looking to further support Mario Kar...

 
 
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Sonic Runners Adventure is zipping onto mobile devices soon

I'm not sure how I pulled it off, but I've found another mobile game that was seemingly already available! Gameloft has announced that Sonic Runners Adventure will be heading to the Google Play and App Stores soon, but if you've actually be...

 
 
 
 
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Drive your very own Mario Kart through the streets of Japan

I'm sure many of us have fantasized about driving in a real life Mario Kart race. The joy of whisking past players you've toppled with a red shell while casually dodging a Bob-omb would be a real treat for anyone. According to Good Morning ...

 
 
 
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Man tries to pawn Sega Genesis with meth inside

Sonic may be the fastest thing alive, but our subject today surrounds a different type of speed. On September 29, a 31-year-old man was arrested by police in Moultrie, Georgia and charged with methamphetamine possession after unknowingly at...

 
 
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I can't even play Demoman this well in my dreams

I've contemplated returning to Team Fortress 2, if only for a few matches, but I'll probably get my ass kicked. After watching this skillful highlight reel from Demoman player Kaidus, I'm sure of it. This guy knows what you're going to do ...

 
 
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Warehouse and Logistics Simulator gets zombie DLC

When I saw that a game called Warehouse and Logistics Simulator had been released, I thought "Yeah, makes sense the way the Simulator franchise has been heading." Really, I've just been holding out for Car Park Attendant Simulator more than...

 
 




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medicamecanica

Have a bunch of games to play anyway so Ill jsut put off bloodstained for now and mayne some patches will come the trails games are on sale on Steam so if you have an interest in jrpgs I suggest checking them out!

 
Parismio

Oh Im so sad about He was a very lively person when I watched his His energy was I wish his family and friends the

 
lokhe

I just dug out my two PS3 controllers whilst cleaning out some cupboards and noticed that both stick nubs on both controllers have melted(?) and are now super sticky (no pun Its not hot currently so I dunno whats going Anyone know?

 
taterchimp

Played some autochess/Underlords today, for the first Interesting little Kind of like it except for it crashing, which may or may not be on

 
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I KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO STREAM! That Vampyr game is on sale on PSN right now, and Ive always wanted to play Plus Ive managed to not spoil anything about it for myself! SO NEXT WEEK, I will start streaming my blind playthrough of Vampyr on PS

 
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I do wonder why partners and families have trouble comprehending that i cannot pause a online game

 
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I really am not a fan of Arena fighters

 
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It has been confirmed that Etika has taken his own

 
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