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A little less Lovecraft, a little more action - Wake Up!

In today's edition of Wake Up!, Jordan demonstrates how one kills fishy bipeds in the Lovecraftian horror title Eldritch, currently on Steam Greenlight. Meanwhile, I complain about how many games cherry-pick the cool monsters from the Cthu...

 
 
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A fancy word for expedition - Wake Up!

Following my grisly death at the boulder-like hands of the first boss in Volgarr the Viking, I handed the controller off to Jordan so that he might truly understand the game's fearsome might. Oh, how he learned.

 
 
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Prepare the funeral ship - Wake Up w/ Volgarr the Viking

When last we left off in Volgarr the Viking, I had successfully navigated my way through to the game's first checkpoint. That may not sound like much of a feat, but it certainly made me feel like a mighty warrior with the gods on his side....

 
 
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Rastan, you moron - Wake Up! w/ Volgarr the Viking

You'll get a kick out of this. Adult Swim Games' most recent release, Volgarr the Viking bears no small resemblance to the incredibly awesome Rastan arcade game Taito made in the 80's (and none at all to the horrible Rastan: Saga...

 
 
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Wake Up to the power of nimble voodoo

Did you know that Jordan is a sorcerer? Were you aware that he is well versed in the dark arts? It's true. Nobody sacrifices a goat with such precision and grace (so to speak) as he does, but you wouldn't know it by the performance of myst...

 
 




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